Faucet in a Japanese park (Wikipedia) That’s not water, kid.
When my son was nearing two-years-old, we decided it was time to start the process of potty training. The first step in this procedure was the “show and tell” portion. Well, my son decided the “show” part was pretty cool. In fact, he thought dad had a built in faucet, and that it was a good time to “wash” his hands. Needless to say, we had to modify this process.
Melinda, mother of 4
Motherhood and Martial Arts 
Did not see that coming. But is makes sense…I guess. 🙂 Boys!
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Nasty. I’m glad I don’t have any.
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I just read that to my 8 year old son. He said,” Gross, kind of cool, and funny”. Ok, I get gross and funny, actually I thought it was beyond just funny, BUT cool? Yeah, that must be the boy side that I just gladly don’t get. GREAT story!
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I’m glad your son didn’t need to be taught the distinction.
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that’s just as bad as the full-on in your face spray we Mom’s get from baby boys when changing diapers..tee-hee!
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Yep, once again, this is why I only have girls. The pee they occasionally get on the floor or the seat drives me nuts as it is. I can’t IMAGINE the damage three boys would do instead.
Yes, I know, everyone reading this who has older daughters: I’ll get my payback when they’re teenagers with the mood swings and the drama. No need to remind me!
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Haha! Lynne!
My mother learned the hard way to make sure it is tucked in. Her first boy ended up going off like a lawn sprinkler in the middle of the grocery store. She was quite embarrassed to say the least.
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Oh my gosh! How awful!!
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Why oh why do I love the bathroom humor. It is like an addiction and lately you have been my go to. Faucet now that is too much.
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Please note below that Becky, my sister, also found this to be a “GREAT story.” You two are cut from the same cloth, I tell ya.
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Ok is she left handed and short too? They say everybody has a double in this world.
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No, our brother got the left-handed gene, and she’s probably average height for women, whatever that is exactly. But still!
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HAHA! I’ll have to remember that when we start potty training. Our son LOVES water and getting his hands wet… I could see this happening to us!
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Oh good. I’m glad you’ve been warned!
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Bahaha! Your son is all kinds of awesome!
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