Tag Archives: funny husband

Kids grow up so fast.

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pizza

One day my son is two. The next day he eats cold pizza for breakfast, so apparently he’s now in college. [My husband was on breakfast duty that day.]

My husband was googling what to do when your paint cans won’t close securely, so I asked him, “How did we find things out before Google?” He said, “We talked to people. This is much better.” Read the rest of this entry

Another husbandism

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“Today was pretty low key.

So yesterday was Thor.

Which is ironic because today Read the rest of this entry

Have I mentioned my husband is funny?

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While lying in bed, exhausted, nauseous, and useless this first trimester, I said to my husband, “You know how in the movies when a woman is in labor she’s screaming, crushing her husband’s fingers and shouting, ‘You did this to me!'”

“Yes,” he replied with a healthy amount of caution.

“Just in case I’m too busy or I forget, I’ll say it now: You did this to me!”

He said, Read the rest of this entry

My unstoppable husband

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If you haven’t read my last post, read it first. Then this one will make sense.

When we were driving home tonight from dinner we were stopped behind a car on the off ramp. My husband started to move forward before the other car had gone. Realizing this, he quickly stopped again. I said, “Generally it’s a good idea to Read the rest of this entry