After much back and forth internal debate, some soul-searching, lengthy discussions with Hubby, late-night consultations with a priest who doubles as an exorcist (that last part was particularly important), I decided to send Sensei a link to my last post.
What happened next?
This. Is that story.






Hrmmm…
So readers, what say you? Was it worth visiting the evil lab of sewn together body parts to bring you this entertainment?
Let’s hope so. And if not, may God have mercy on my soul.
The Betsy Monster is unchained.
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Run for the hills! I’ve unleashed Sensei!
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You know, he’s right, he is a truly humble person. Only a really humble person understands how awesome they are.
Like me, I’m very humble and have just learned to live with my awesomeness.
and he is right, we just skip to the Sensei part of your posts first. But I do go back and read the whole thing, because you often have other interest lines I can make a joke out of. Wait, I shouldn’t have said that … 😉
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Andrew, you know I love you dearly, but I fear you have joined the Dark Side!!!!
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By the way, have you told Sensei that you are a world famous Blogger? He needs to know what he’s up against.
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Haha. Well, wait a minute. Wouldn’t that just boost his ego even more?
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hummm, yes there is a bit of a danger there …
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Hrmmm… Somehow I’ll have to figure out how to take him down a notch.
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That is a true and noble project, proceed. 🙂
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So glad to have your approval!
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I’d say it’s about as good as you got right now since you can’t crush him at the moment Betsy! 😝
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[Narrowing my eyes as I ponder this…]
I think it would be worth the pain.
😉 😛
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Hahahahaha
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Heehee. 😉
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You two are perfect for each other. Does your husband know???
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Hahaha! Even my daughter said, “You guys are always so sarcastic with each other.” He brings it out of me, for sure. I wonder if that’s a mutual problem, or if he’s always this way. I know I’m not. Well, at least I hope I’m not. I’m nowhere near his level!
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Hubby reads my blog, so clearly I’m not worried. Besides, no one is more perfect for me than Hubby.
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I know the feeling. I’m so happy you have that.
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Thanks. And likewise. 🙂
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I have very few non-blogging friends that I tell about my blog… very few. So, I admire your bravery. And, yes, you’ve very likely unleashed a monster. Fortunately, he sounds like a kindred spirit.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Kindred spirit? Does that mean I’m a monster too, Janis?! 😉
And same here about the blog and real-life friends (normally). Why is that?
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I had the same thought (kindred = monster) when I read what I wrote, but I really didn’t mean it that way.
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I believe you. I like to think we crack each other up. And, unless he makes a point to comb through my blog to read all references to himself, I doubt he’ll become a real monster.
I don’t recall if you were around in the days of the CMG, but THAT guy was basically demanding I write posts about him. Yeesh.
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Janis brings up an interesting topic w/ “non-blogging friends”, Betsy. When I first started my blog I was hesitant to just put my writing out there for all to see, but I never made an effort to hide my posts from anyone. Figured “hiding” is impossible online anyway. So I’d love your take on this – maybe your next blog entry. Sensei was a good sport about your writing. Are there others where you wonder how’d they’d react to your online persona?
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Sometimes I worry about what my mom will think, or my in-laws, if they happen to read. (Hubby worries about that too.) If the CMG reads my latest post, though I highly doubt it, he may have concerns. Otherwise, I like my online persona. I would be honored if my real life friends read it.
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I believe that boot has given you new powers!
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Ha! I’m not sure what those powers could be, Jill, but thank you!
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The power is in your foot! You’ve had it all along. In time, the boot will reveal its magic.😉
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Haha. That’s so funny you say that. My little 5-y-o got new shoes. His Kinder teacher asked how he liked them. He said he doesn’t run as fast in them, so they don’t have the magic.
Apparently there’s something to footwear and magic in this household!
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There is no one in real life who knows I have a blog. I mean, I talk about other people’s blogs occasionally, but it’s funny that no one has questioned whether I also write one. The last thing I want to do is censor myself. You are brave!
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You’re the second person, so far, to say none of her friends know about her blog. Isn’t that intriguing? Why do we do that, I wonder? Perhaps it’s just easier to bare our souls to strangers? I can’t imagine that you’ve written anything truly controversial that would cause you to be shunned by your friend group. I wonder why wouldn’t say the same things we write on our blogs to our real-life friends. Sensei is a complete outlier from my friend group. I wonder if that makes any difference for me. Hmmm. You’ve made me think, Bijoux.
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I did write more personal things, way back when, but I guess I just don’t want to share my online friends with real life friends and vice versa? And there’s a safety zone here where I can be myself and not be questioned. Does that make sense? It’s hard to explain, but it’s nice to have something personal that I don’t have to share.
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“And there’s a safety zone here where I can be myself and not be questioned.”–That is a great assessment of blogging! I get it. “it’s nice to have something personal that I don’t have to share.” I hear ya.
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Laughing here– and only a little bit worried about your mental state. What a funny exchange.
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“Only a little bit worried about your mental state.” That could/should be the case regardless of how insane Sensei drives me. 😉
Glad you enjoyed the exchange. I won’t tell him, though.
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During my first marriage, my wife had no idea I had a blog. Probably still doesn’t even to this day. Boy, did that come in handy as a day-by-day chronicle of the dissolution of our marriage. Sounds terrible, but it really kept me focused, and years later I was able to look back and know that I did the right thing based on how she treated me.
There was no hiding the fact that I blog from Tara, of course, seeing as how blogging is how and where we met! And it’s much better to be open about these things. I did once tell a former boss about my blog, but man…never again.
I also hide my blog from my sensei. He’s not nearly as sarcastic as yours.
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Crazy to think you could keep something so significant from your spouse, but given that it was your spouse you were writing about, it makes sense.
I make Hubby proofread when he’s around. When he’s not around, I make him read as soon as he is and tell me his favorite parts. Difference circumstances, obviously. I like my marriage like I like my liquor: not on the rocks.
So, what was the fallout from telling an old boss about your blog? Did you accidentally write something disparaging about work?
Hiding your blog from your sensei. Haha!
P.S. I actually do like my liquor on the rocks, but that would make my play on words too clunky.
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Maybe Sensei is afraid you will give him the boot! 😂
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Haaaa! Well done, Diane!
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Totally worth it! And, if the stove is box-shaped, yes, the cat will go inside–cats go inside all boxes. Our cat once made a Budweiser beer box his summer vacation home. 🙂
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Summer vacation home! Haha. Living in style!
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High on entertainment, Betsy. I couldn’t help chuckling at the banter. I’m glad you got up the courage to share. 🙂
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If you enjoyed it, Peach. Totally worth it. 🙂
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He’s very witty – I like him. (Based on this text exchange alone, he actually reminds me of my husband.)
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I’m not sure if I should feel happy for you…?
😉
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Some days yes, some days no. 😉
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Haha. I hear ya. Some days, you’re just not in the mood. Hubby tries jokes out on occasion and is met with silence. “Not the right mood I guess,” he’ll say, or something to that effect. 😛
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We call it “mood matching.” As in, “We’re not mood matching tonight, honey.”
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Ooooh. That’s good! I’ve said things like, “We’re not both allowed to be tired and crabby at the same time.” We have kids after all. “I was the strong one last time. It’s your turn. I want to be tired and crabby now.” Believe it or not, that logic has actually worked for me.
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Basic turn-taking. It works as well in marriage as it did in Kindergarten!
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So the most important things I know in life, I learned in Kindergarten. That makes sense.
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Humble he is, your sensei–not. But he seems like a great person. Many of my real-life friends know I have a blog, and a few remind me they keep up with it. I don’t have a sensei with a wicked sense of sarcastic humor, but I do have a handsome Aussie Muse 😀
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You DO have a handsome Aussie muse. Still too bad about that mind-reading ability of his. I’d be constantly red-faced. 😊
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Yes, that is one of the downsides. I have to really watch what I think … 😉
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Hahahahaha! I hope that’s a close-range-only ability of his. So when he’s not around…
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