“Betsy, you’re waddling,” I was told last night as I walked into a restaurant for a friend’s baby shower. (The friend, btw, was not in attendance because she was at the hospital in labor. We celebrated in her absence.)
So it’s as I feared.
The sprained muscle I mentioned in my last post has only gotten worse, and the other side of my body is getting thrown off to compensate, thereby exasperating my pregnant-lady walk. At seven months, I should not have the pregnant-lady walk!
Not to mention the pain. I decided it was time to take action by rubbing cream on the affected area, you know, my “lower back.”
Oooh, the cooling sensation. Not bad. Why didn’t I do this sooner?
Wait? What’s happening now? Why is it burning? My gosh my as—er… lower back is on fire! How did a cream that started out cool turn my backside into a bunsen burner?!
Oh. Okay. It’s going away now. Cool again. Ahh…
And now we’re back to the pain.
All that remained of this experiment was the tingliness between the fingers that applied the cream and that nasty, pasty peppermint smell.
Also, last night I lost sleep thinking how, with the three-hour time change working against me, my being a severe night owl, and my inability to sleep in strange places, plus the excitement/nerves of what will be happening the next morning, there’s a good chance I won’t get any sleep.
Then I comforted myself thinking, “Well, if Jack Bauer can do it.”
Next time try Zims max freeze. Its a roll-on and not so smelly. 🙂
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Thank you for the tip! I’ll have to look for it. And nice to see you here! It’s been a while.
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You could get the tiger balm patch. Your fingers won’t tingle or smell funny. You’re back will still turn to fire, but at least you’ll save your fingers. and it’s nice to have friends who help point out things like, “you’re waddling.” I mean you hadn’t noticed yet, had you. Well there was that blog post, but that doesn’t count.
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Does the tiger balm patch work well? Fortunately, this was the very dear friend who accompanied me on my trip to D.C. I owe her big time. She can pretty much get away with anything now.
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My wife really likes the patch and it works for her. Me, I just live with the pain and complain a lot. But we all have different hobbies…
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🙂 Around woodworking…
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I watched a tv show last night – Blackish – and the mother delivered her baby on the day she was supposed to have a baby shower. Hmmm. Something is up.
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And weirder still: my friend who had her baby last night is black.
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Hmmm. Something is clearly going on here.
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Didn’t I mention that my friend is also the star of a new hit tv show? JK! 😉
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Ugh, what a time for your back to be giving you grief! So sorry to hear it. Hope your travel goes well.
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I know, right? And all that walking through three different airports and then back again the next day? Figures.
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When do you leave?
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Sunday morning at 11 a.m. Return Monday night at 11 p.m.
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Good luck!
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Thank you!
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Perfect time to treat yourself to a massage. ANd personally I appreciate a good waddle. That’s life waddle PIF. 🙂
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I considered the massage, but I can’t lay on my stomach, not unless they have a table with a big round hole cut out of the middle! 🙂
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They might be able to do a massage on a chair, with you leaning forward. Just a thought. Therapeutic massage is awesome 🙂
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I’ll keep this in mind. Undoubtedly no time before the trip, but we’ll see how I’m doing after. (My gosh, I still need to pack!)
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Chair massage!!!! It’s like sitting in a chair backwards. I am sure pregnant women can do that! 🙂
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One would think, huh? Well, it would have to be after my trip at this point. Leaving in the morning. If you think of it, I’d love some prayers that I can fall asleep tomorrow night!
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You’re there already!!!! Prayers for the return as well. And the taping!! (Prayer said before I hit ‘send’ on this comment!)
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You. are. the. best!!!!! (Stay tuned…)
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I’m tuned!!!!!! And ….geez….thank you. 😉
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Is it okay to laugh? I feel for you but love the humor. I am sorry about your back though. That’s no fun. I hope the last two months glide along without a hitch. 😀
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Yes, feel free to laugh, D. Peach. If we can’t laugh about these things what are we left with? And thank you! 🙂
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Oh, man. Back pain, preggers, and having to walk around airports in the same day is bad enough without the time change. Maybe your friend can push you around in a wheelchair at the airport? I don’t have any additional suggestions, except if you have an opportunity to take a hot bath (no hot tubs, though) to relax mind and back, take it.
Good luck, Betsy! May the waddle abandon you soon 😀
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Thanks, Julie! 🙂
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You may have been exasperated, but I think what the muscle sprain was doing to your pregnant-lady walk was either exacerbating or exaggerating it.
And yeah, those topical anti-ache creams work on the counter-irritant principle. You hope you’re trading away a more bothersome pain for a less annoying one.
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All very true.
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The cream is normally referred to as Icy Hot…you get both. 🙂
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But it wasn’t Icy Hot that I used; therefore, no warning!
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You should have moved the baby shower to her hospital room. I see no flaws in that particular plan!
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Hehe. Yeah, I’ll bet she would’ve loved that!
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We have places that do special pregnancy massages in Australia (I’m not sure if they have special massages tables or how they do it), I’ve never had one, but I hear they’re very good. Maybe it’s time to look around and see if they offer them somewhere close to you 🙂
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Apparently taking a long trip, tons of walking, a bit of stress, a bit of excitement and fun, sitting on planes for days, and lots of prayers and well-wishes from blog friends is what the doctor ordered. Feel so much better!
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Sorry you have to suffer so much pain…hope you feel better soon ❤
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I am feeling better already. Thank you!
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Happy to know that 🙂
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Awh, thanks!
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I think that I must be commenting here at about the time you’re away on your adventure. Sending positive thoughts and back-healing vibes your way. 🙂
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Totally felt them! Thank you!
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Salonpas maybe? It does well for my arthritis. Who knows for pregnancy pains. Time will eventually heal it!
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Aw, sorry about your arthritis. That must be tough as a writer, but I’m glad you found something that helps. (Someone else told me cutting out sugar helped them. Just fyi in case it’s worth a try.) And I’m already feeling better. Thank you! 🙂
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That icy/hot stuff is a killer, and the smell! God save us all. I hope you slept and that the next day was all you hoped it would be.
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You’re so sweet, AB! Things went very well. I hope to get to my write-up soon!
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Around 7 months with my third kid and I swear I already have the pregnancy waddle. My little is face down and LOW I can’t help but waddle to relieve the pressure!! Good luck mama.
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Ah, to you too! Live, long, and waddle!
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Take care of yourself. I didn’t have the help I needed and by my last three months of my last pregnancy I was in so much pain and there was no turning back. It was beyond prep h creams even laying down was tortuous pain. Acupuncture relieved it a bit but I should not have pushed it and stopped all my nesting and enjoyed lots more take out. Sit back and relax my dear.
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Oh goodness. I’m so sorry you had that awful experience. Glad you made it through!
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