My son tells me he loves scrubbing toilets. (Despite his expression. He was singularly focused.)
I wish he was old enough for me to get that in writing. It may be useful later on.
And apparently this post has a theme.
I found this in the hallway:
Naturally, being the fully-grown adult that I am, I picked this up, held it out to my children and asked, “Who peed in the hallway?”
Who says you’re ever too old to be immature?
What chores did you love/hate as a child, or do/did your kids love/hate?
Given the opportunity to make a P pun, would you have resisted?
Rent him out – he can pull some of this own weight!
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Hahaha. Maybe he can do a toilet route instead of a newspaper route. Thanks, Larry. I hope you’re well!
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hilarious and i love your son –
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Thanks, Beth. Me too. 🙂
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Maybe you could get a recording of him saying that.
When I was young my job was to empty the trash. I loved doing that.
I got a dime a for that. But I gave up that job when I started get a quarter a week to rake leaves. Sadly that was just seasonal work …
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I should get a video of him. Good call, Andrew. And, dang. Mr. Money Bags as a kid there! 🙂
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Love his attention to detail. I’m fortunate that Derek goes on what he calls “toilet patrol” in our house. I’ll have to ask him if he enjoyed cleaning toilets too when he was a child. 🙂
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“Toilet patrol”! THAT is awesome. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it! 🙂 Thanks for sharing that, Jill! Have a great weekend.
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I’m just glad it’s not me! LOL! 🙂 Have a great weekend!
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For sure! I’m perfectly happy leaving this task to others. 🙂
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Your son’s toilet-scrubbing skills are impressive. You have taught him well!
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It’s important for children to learn these skills early. 😉 Thanks, YAB.
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Your children have entered my heart with your posts, Betsy. As you know, you will not need to put it in writing, since you have the photo….yet, his expression does not necessarily give away his joy. This “P” pun will likely be the highlight of my day!🙂
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If you ever need to be cheered by potty humor, Erica, this is the place to come! 😉
Have a great one!
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Too funny. Since the significant majority of boys have an aiming problem, your son’s cleaning of the toilet shows a seriousness of purpose. As an old fart, mowing the grass gives me a sense of accomplishment. I use an electric mower, so I only smell the cut grass. Keith
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The smell of freshly cut grass is truly a thing of beauty. And you’re right. Joe definitely ought to be the one scrubbing the toilets for that reason. (My first three are girls. Very different experience.) 🙂 Thanks, Keith!
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True that. My girl came after two boys.
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I’ll bet your wife was pleased, much like my husband was when he got a boy after three girls and a seven year gap.
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Funny story. We decided to give up after two and gave away all of the baby furniture to charity or friends. Then about two years later, we reversed course. Our kids get along well, but our little girl still gets the upper hand on her brothers. When one son briefly was a Pescatarian (eating fish and veggies), she would call him Episcopalian knowing the difference in the words.
Do your girls look after your son or is fair game for teasing or both? Keith
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Getting rid of baby stuff is definitely a sure-fire way of getting pregnant again. (Speaking from experience here.)
I’m glad your daughter holds her own against her brothers. My kids are pretty good about not teasing (knock on wood). Well, the sisters do a little, like how the 3rd is now a 1/4 inch taller than the 2nd, but they leave their brother alone. He’s too young to take it well. They would also be wise to remember that he will be bigger than them one day! 🙂
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It makes perfect sense to me that Joe likes cleaning the toilet. Water play! And on top of that, it’s blue! Ha ha. And the “Who peed on the carpet?” question. LOL. Irresistible.
My daughter hated picking up sticks on the lawn (we lived in the woods, so there were always lots of them). Oh the sour puss face as she did her chore!
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My husband paid the kids something like 10c per stick. When my dad was visiting, he looked out the window and saw one of the kids breaking her sticks in half! Oh the industriousness and mischievousness of that child!
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LOL. Ha ha ha. I’ll tell my daughter!
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I hope she’s not like, “I didn’t get paid to pick up sticks! Why didn’t I get paid?” But probably not since she’s a grown up now. 🙂
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🙂 She was naive. 🙂
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🙂
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Just so you know, I showed him the picture and he said, “That’s me! I like scrubbing the toilet.”
So there you have it. Confirmation.
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Thank you. Next I’ll get a video of him scrubbing and stating that he enjoys doing so, just for additional security.
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Ha! You are so much fun. I didn’t think of the P pun.
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You’re far more mature than I, Jacqui. Of course, I do have a house full of children. At dinner, when someone drops a pea on the floor, same thing.
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That P pun would have been said loud and proud in our house. My husband and I crack each other – and ourselves – up regularly.
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That’s awesome, Janis. Go you two! 🙂
The same pun gets used at dinner if someone drops a pea on the floor. The things I’m teaching my daughters… My mom would be horrified. 🙂
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Oh my goodness!
Wait, I have to get off the floor …. laughing too hard!
He’s such a cutie!
Reminds me of a story my mother still tells: apparently when I was about Cutie’s age, she caught me in this exact pose, except that I was “cooking”. Apparently,I had emptied the contents of various cosmetic bottles and was stirring with just that focus.
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Oh no! You were cooking her makeup in the toilet?? Oh dear!! I’ll bet that made her real happy. Ah, yikes. Thanks for sharing that. 🙂
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I know, right? I’m glad she finds it so funny a memory now ….
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That is a nice thing. 🙂
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Betsy, make the most of his keen and eager skills now!😀 My son enjoyed cleaning the cutlery drawers, taking them all out, wiping them clean and putting them back in a most organised manner. By the age of eight the novelty had worn off and this task fell back to me! 😀
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Awh, man. Well, I guess that’s a “it was nice while it lasted” situation.
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😂 if your children did not laugh…..
Also….where is baby Joe? Who is that man cleaning the toilet?
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They did laugh. Slightly shocked. But only slightly.
And, I know! Where did the time go? And he’s more than halfway to 4 now!
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I can’t believe he is more than halfway to 4.
And I’m glad they laughed. Makes me more certain of their parentage 😂
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Hahahaha!
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OK, “who peed in the hallway?” is hilarious. It’s too bad that’s actually a lower case “d” and not a “p.” Oh well, you tried.
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It is a capital P. This set only comes with upper case letters. And I’m glad you approve of my humor. 🙂
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Haha – there’s a certain maturity in being immature at the right times!
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Ha! I like that! Thank you, BCM. I feel completely justified.
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Me too – that’s what keeps us young, right?
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Well, that and Botox, I suppose.
(Kidding. Have not used Botox!)
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Haha you are funny. I haven’t either – not sure I would. Don’t like the idea of a frozen-looking face!
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Good call, BCM.
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What a great P pun! I let my kids pick up the dog poo….lol
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Thanks, Diane!
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May I suggest outside the bathroom you have letter Q followed by 2 followed P. And put a rope on wall with P attached. (Peeing up a rope, altho I don’t really know what that means.)
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Wow. Truly. This explains so much…
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Always stay immature – never grow up! That’s my motto! My ten-year-old granddaughter loves to clean the bathroom – including the toilet. Can’t figure that one out. I still hate that chore.
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Cleaning the bathroom is the worst, showers and tubs especially. I knew you’d appreciate the humor, Barb. 🙂
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Ha:) P jokes always make me smile. I hate all of the chores. All of them. Except for cooking.
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I don’t even care much for cooking!
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Funny, funny. That boy is a never-ending source of laughs. As for what chore I liked as a child, I liked dusting furniture. I thought it was great fun to see dust disappear. However now I think of dust more as a *protective cover* for furniture, best left where it is.
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“Protector cover”!!! I love that! I think I sort of enjoyed dusting as a child too. I’m not sure what was wrong with me.
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LOL!! Yes, you should definitely take a video of him cleaning the toilet and claiming he likes the chore (maybe have Paul witness it 🙂 ) Cleaning the bathroom was one of the chores I assigned to my kids when they were old enough. They split the task: one got the toilet and sink/counter, the other got the floor. Interestingly enough, my son always picked the toilet/sink task!
I liked dusting as a kid, too. And honestly, mowing the lawn. I think those are the ones where you can really see that you did something. Now I know that no matter how often I clean, I’ll have to do it again. Ahhh, the naivete of youth (and yes, that means ignoring the fact you did the same chore last week) 😀
LOVE the P joke! Don’t think I would have thought of that one.
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I kind of liked mowing the lawn for the same reason: instant results! If that’s what we like to see, becoming writers may have been a bad choice. 😉
Thanks for appreciating the P joke. That takes a refined sense of humor. 🙂 🙂
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wow, impressive!
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We’ll see how long it lasts.
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Loved the ‘P’ 🤣
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Thanks, Vivi. My mom would be horrified. She was always telling us to stop with the potty humor. It never worked. I decided with my kids that I wouldn’t even try. Ironically, it’s me who’s making with the jokes! 😛
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