I walked past my girls’ bedroom and saw various toys, clothes, and other items strewn about.
“Wow. You’re making a quite a mess in your room,” I commented casually.
Without hesitation, my five year old replied, “Yeah, because it’s made of solid junk.”
I don’t know where she comes up with this stuff.
A friend of mine, when pregnant, told me she was worried about having a boy because, and I quote: “I’m afraid that when he’s older and I get mad at him I might accidentally call him a son of a bitch. And I don’t want to insult myself.”
She was kidding.
Have you heard any good quotes lately?