May18

Best quote of the day

Posted on May 18, 2015 by ParentingIsFunny

I walked past my girls’ bedroom and saw various toys, clothes, and other items strewn about.

“Wow. You’re making a quite a mess in your room,” I commented casually.

Without hesitation, my five year old replied, “Yeah, because it’s made of solid junk.”

I don’t know where she comes up with this stuff.

A friend of mine, when pregnant, told me she was worried about having a boy because, and I quote: “I’m afraid that when he’s older and I get mad at him I might accidentally call him a son of a bitch. And I don’t want to insult myself.”

She was kidding.

I think.

Mostly.

Have you heard any good quotes lately?

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Carrie Rubin on May 18, 2015 at 6:22 pm said:

“made of solid junk”–Ha, as opposed to porous junk. 🙂

As for good quotes, earlier today I was eating string cheese, and my youngest said, “You eat string cheese wrong.”

Must I be a failure at everything? Sigh.

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- ParentingIsFunny on May 18, 2015 at 6:33 pm said:
  
  Ha! Let me guess, you were just biting chunks off. Come on, Carrie. Everyone knows you’re supposed to peel “strings” off. It just doesn’t taste the same otherwise–or so I’m told. (I just eat it!)
  
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  - Carrie Rubin on May 18, 2015 at 6:46 pm said:
    
    You got it. That’s exactly what I was doing.
    
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  - ParentingIsFunny on May 18, 2015 at 6:48 pm said:
    
    I knew it.
    
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Nina on May 18, 2015 at 7:33 pm said:

Haha oh man that’s hilarious. I wish I could remember the things my kids say because they crack me up all the time!

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- ParentingIsFunny on May 18, 2015 at 7:34 pm said:
  
  They’re always good for a laugh!
  
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Our Life In 3D on May 19, 2015 at 4:05 am said:

My oldest was drawing a few years back. Her grandmother couldn’t make out what she was drawing. And so my mother asked her what it was. Perturbed, my daughter told her it was Abstract. I secretly smiled, and thought atta girl! Great post PIF! Kids say the best things!

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- ParentingIsFunny on May 19, 2015 at 11:15 am said:
  
  Abstract is a word every artist or especially wanna be artist should know. I’ve used that term (aka excuse) many a time! Thanks 3D!
  
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jmmcdowell on May 19, 2015 at 4:30 pm said:

Ah, good old solid junk. So much better to work with than the gassy stuff, right? 🙂

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- ParentingIsFunny on May 19, 2015 at 4:41 pm said:
  
  Knowing my perfect princess daughters (heavy sarcasm), there was likely some “gassy stuff” in there too!
  
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  - jmmcdowell on May 19, 2015 at 4:43 pm said:
    
    LOL!
    
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Vanessa-Jane Chapman on May 20, 2015 at 12:30 pm said:

My daughter’s favourite one these days, if I ever dare to complain about anything she does or doesn’t do is “Well you should have thought of that before having kids!”.

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- ParentingIsFunny on May 20, 2015 at 12:37 pm said:
  
  OMG! Ouch! How old is she?
  
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  - Vanessa-Jane Chapman on May 20, 2015 at 12:48 pm said:
    
    16! But now saying her age has made me realise that I can go back at her with talk of her being practically an adult now, hmmm, I just need to find a way to match her smart-ass attitude! 😉
    
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  - ParentingIsFunny on May 20, 2015 at 12:58 pm said:
    
    Yes, you should!
    
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