At dinner one evening my sister noticed a small white glob adhered to her eight-year-old son’s cheek. She couldn’t understand how he got toothpaste on his face at dinner time.
“Wash that toothpaste off your face,” she told him.
“It’s not toothpaste,” he insisted.
“Then what the heck is it?” she asked.
“It’s my gum. I’ve saving it for later.”
Is that classic kid, or what? So gross. My sister promised he could have a fresh piece after dinner if he threw that one away. It wasn’t easy to peel off his skin, however. Fortunately, it had been a small square piece of gum, not your standard long stick.
I suppose it could have been worse. He could have attempted to keep chewing it while eating his dinner. “Mmm… Green bean flavor!”
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Saving chewing gum on your face? I’d say that takes hoarding to a whole new level. 😉
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On the bright side, he wasn’t trying to hide it, nor would he soon forget about it, unlike, say, sticking it under the dining room table. That would have been worse in my book.
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LOL!
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That’s hilarious!
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Grotesquely so!
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At least he wasn’t being wasteful with it!
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Very true!
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Wow! Well at least it beats hiding the gum under the table. Now *that’s* gross!
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I totally agree!
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Oh, boy, the ideas kids come up with! Maybe he’s bucking the trend, though. I read recently that gum-chewing is in major decline.
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That’s a good thing! For multiple reasons!
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