Writhing and screaming in a hospital room is ultimately your idea of a good time.
You often hit the bottle late at night, but it has nothing to do with alcohol.
Somewhere in your home there is a pail filled with carefully wrapped human waste.
You are morally offended if anyone says something contrary to your beliefs regarding vaccines, breast feeding, or pacifiers.
You are an expert at nursing, but you never wear scrubs. Read the rest of this entry