I didn’t spill o.j. in Japan.

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“Oops!” my nine-year-old said as she opened the orange juice.

“Did you spill it everywhere?” I asked.

“Not everywhere,” she said. “I didn’t spill it in Japan.”

Can’t argue with that logic.

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. (I’m just going to pretend you’ve noticed and have been concerned.) Now I seriously want that delicious looking glass of o.j. With a little something extra in it. Triple sec? Amaretto?

What’s your drink of choice?

It does have many skills, but that’s not one of them

What did you expect me to post a picture of?

When my grandson was around three-years-old, he found urinating painful after having drunk orange juice. One morning he said to me, “Grandma my penis is burning again.” I told him to drink water in order to wash the orange juice out. He sat there for a while, then looked at me with a concerned, serious face and said,  “But Grandma,