Indoor skydiving, that is. Not quite as cool as the real thing, but still fun.
Anyhow, I had a hair tie in, but somewhere along the way, it was sucked up into the giant suctioning fan, never to be seen again.
When I got home, my kids said, “Mom, what happened to your hair?”
I spent 15 minutes trying to work out the snarls with my fingers because my brush was utterly useless. In that time, I untangled maybe a third of it. Then I remembered that conditioner exists, so I hopped in the shower, feeling sure there was a bottle in there somewhere.
There was not.
I texted my friend two houses down with a desperate plea for conditioner. She didn’t respond until much later. She’d gone for a walk without her phone, and had wished she could text me because she’d left her oven on. I showed her my hair. She showed me her food.
Fortunately, her house didn’t fill with smoke, but it did smell, she reported.
Her veggies were ruined, and I was seriously considering chopping my hair, or at least portions of it, way short. She recooked, and I spent the entirety of a Doc Martin episode (Have you seen this show? You must.) straightening my hair out with my fingers.
But it was all worth it because this:
In case you’re wondering, I know where my neighbors hide their key due to an unfortunate baking incident in which I had to do the cliché of all clichés: ask to borrow a cup of sugar.
She responded that she wasn’t home, but would be in half an hour. However, if I needed sugar right away, she’d tell me where she hides the key.
I texted back, “Please tell me where you hide the key. And the good chocolate.”
Believe it or not, she told me both, but I didn’t dare raid her cocoa stash. A woman’s chocolate is sacred. But the fact that she was willing to let me partake, in addition to entering her home while she was gone… truly an amazing neighbor.
Questions for you to ponder/comment on:
- What’s worse: hair that takes an hour to untangle, or burnt peppers?
- Have you been skydiving–indoor or otherwise? If not, would you want to?
- Do you have an awesome neighbor?