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The back-firing of honey-dos–Husband Stories, part 2

Cleaning Supplies

Cleaning Supplies (Photo credit: Backdoor Survival) If the picture weren’t labeled, I’d have no idea what these items were!

I suggested to my husband that he take the child lock off the kitchen cupboard that hides our trash can. Our kids are old enough to stay out the trash now. In fact, the littlest tries to throw stuff away (that should be thrown away–not car keys). So he did, but asked if he should take the lock off the adjoining cupboard as well.

“No, that has the cleaning supplies in it. We can wait a little longer with that one.”

To which he replied, Read the rest of this entry

My husband is soooooooo funny


English: Pillow Português: Travesseiro

Last night at 11:30, P. had to pick up a family from the airport 45 minutes away and deliver them to their house. He didn’t get home until 12:45. When I heard the garage door open, I woke up and scooted to his side of the bed to warm it up for him. When he got in, he sighed happily and said, “I missed you.” I said, “I missed you, too.” Then he said, “I was talking to my pillow.”

This morning, Read the rest of this entry