Of the 20 blog name offerings, 15 got votes. I will not say what they are, so those who submitted the other five won’t be sad. (I, the only one who truly matters 😉 enjoyed ALL your submissions.)
The ones that received three votes were as follows:
Chick Kick; Life is Funny; Chex Mix, Chickens, and Other Tales; All Things Betsy; and I Have Nothing Better to Offer.
Next, there were two that received four votes:
Laugh Lines and The Accidental Rooster.
And the winner, with a whopping eight votes, due to his overwhelming cleverness as evidenced in his own blog post titles, never mind that this contest was his idea, no doubt because he knew he would rock it, is….
Chex and Balances, suggested by the witty Mark of Swinged Cat.
I’ve decided that for your “prize” I will send you… The one! The only! Tattoo of my face!
Can you hear the crowds going wild?


So, Mark, if you would like to claim your prize, you can email me your address to parentingisfunny @ gmail. I’ll mail you a tattoo–or more than one. I still have a ton of these things and no idea what to do with them.
And now for a mishmash of random things I saw that I thought you all might enjoy, such as these calendars:





My apologies for the flash shine on these.
Also, my grocery store receipt. Just stay with me a moment. I’ll explain.

Sorry it’s blurry. As frequently happens at this particular store, the cashier looks at my total savings and makes a comment like, “Wow,” or “You did well.” This day I got, “You know how to shop.”
“It’s like a sport,” I told her.
She pointed at me and nodded. She gets it. I do enjoy the challenge.
When I relayed this story to Hubby, he said, “You scoff at Geico. Save 15%? Child’s play!”
My son is fond of grabbing the green twist ties from the produce department.

Modern art by a four-year-old: “Flamingo Standing on One Leg” from the master’s “Things Found at the Grocery Store” period. Seriously, that’s what he told me this was. And I can totally see it.
How are you feeling now my BBBs? (Beloved Blog Buddies) Are you bummed about the contest? Did I improve your mood with yoga pets, goats in trees, and green flamingos? I hope so. Also, do you enjoy getting the best deals on your groceries? Do share below!
I’m thinking I could do the goats with Photoshop, but if these are mountain goats, they might actually be able to get up there themselves.
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Apparently goats that climb trees is a real thing. Who. Knew? https://www.travelawaits.com/2478416/tree-climbing-goats-in-morocco/
I’m more curious about the yoga animals. That bit of info at the bottom of one calendars seems to imply the pics are real. But… ???
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Had to click through on the tree-climbing goats. In Morocco? That article was amazing. You never fail to wow me, Betsy.
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You can thank my local grocery store’s discounted calendar table. 😛
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that is the perfect name, brilliant!
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I’ve somehow seen goats in trees on the internet before. It’s quite bizarre! Have you shopped at Kohl’s? The cashiers always look at your ‘savings’ on the receipts and read it aloud. There have been times it’s been like $80 and I didn’t buy that much. Seems like their original prices are bogus to me!
Congrats to Marky-Mark!
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Marky-Mark. Ha!
It’s been a long time since I’ve shopped at Kohl’s, but for sure–they are instructed to say that to make you feel good about shopping there, I have no doubt. Just don’t make stuff so originally expense! That is exactly how I feel about this grocery store, actually. I always do so well because I only buy the stuff when it’s on sale. When it isn’t, the prices are stupid. 😛
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The winner had the best entry so I feel gratified that he was the winner. Neat prize. I could see that tattoo on a chest somewhere. Good fun Betsy.
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I would be so honored if someone put my tattoo on their chest! Ha! (A little weird, but still an honor!)
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Chex and Balances is pretty good.
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Yep, I agree, tref. It’s clever.
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So much good content in this post! I’ve never thought of grocery shopping as a sport but I’m beginning to finally understand that you really like a challenge!! 🙂
Love the new blog name – and the twist tie animal!! ❤
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Life is boring without challenges. I’ll take mine where I can get them, I guess. 😉
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My cats have done all of those yoga positions and a few more. Sadly they’re camera shy and I haven’t been able to get a picture. And what are your thoughts on Chex mix with beer? I’ve had Chex while drinking wine and it didn’t really work.
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Eww. CM with wine does sound like a dangerous combo. With beer sounds about right. I’m not really sure that I’ve done it, though!
Ah, your cats… I love when you mention your cats… 🙂
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The name is perfect! Great job, Mark!
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Yeah, figures Mark won with something punny.
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Good winner and even better prize. You ought to consider saving your son’s twist-tie art. You never know went it could become an exhibition. Goats in trees are so common in my area, I wouldn’t have considered them as a calendar. I’m guessing they aren’t common everywhere. Oh well … who would have thunk it.
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Goats in trees are common where you are? What? Why are there goats in trees in Cincinnati? These are from Morocco.
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I’ve seen them throughout much of southern Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia, Tenneessee, and southern Indiana.
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I had no idea, Frank.
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Thanks for letting us play along. Keith
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Thanks for being there for the ride, Keith! 🙂
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I like your proposed blog name. Now if General Mills is cool with you using their cereal’s name you’re on your way. If’n you’re really gonna do this new blog name dealio. The flamingo is delightfully inspired.
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Not actually changing the name, but it was a fun little “contest” nonetheless. And, good point. Eek. The flamingo was amazing, I agree. Proud momma over here.
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My day changed with the green flamingo….I see it clearly. I can’t really comment on grocery shopping savings, I do NOT like grocery shopping AT all. I save a lot on groceries that way.
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Haha, CM–on saving money by simply NOT shopping. Well done. And I’m glad you enjoyed my little Joe’s flamingo. 🙂
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I love that Joe SAW the flamingo he made.
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Makes me wonder if he made something, then identified it, or if he first thought, “I’m going to make this into a flamingo standing on one leg”? Probably the first thing, but the second would be amazing!
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The second would be amazing, but either is brilliant 🙂
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Mark’s submission was brilliant! Many congrats, and I know he’s going to enjoy having your face tattooed on his arm. Send him lots of those so he can show them off for weeks to come. And I think joes flamingo is doing yoga. That kid is amazing, Betsy. 🙂
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Awh, thanks, Peach. When my oldest daughter was maybe 2, she made a whale with her spaghetti noodles. It was spot on. Now she’s 16 and a fabulous artist.
It all started with the pasta… 🙂 Who knows what Joe will be doing in 12 years.
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I’m sure it will be brilliant, whatever it is. 😀
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🙂
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I LOVE the new blog name. It’s perfection!
Also enjoyed all the calendars, especially goats in trees. Who comes up with these ideas?
And your son is a modern artist 🙂
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The new blog name idea is great. Someone else pointed out that General Mills could sue me, however. Haha.
Rather proud of my son. 🙂 Thanks, Mae!
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Wow. I am incredibly honored. And pressured now as to where I should, ahem, stick it.
As a person born in April, I can’t help but notice the calendars are both mysteriously missing the month of April. What gives there?!
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You are under no obligation to actually get the tattoo… especially now that I’m concerned about what you might do with it!
That is so SO weird about the Aprils! This calendar company is in trouble.
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Haha! Nah, I’ll wear it proudly on my arm. If for no other reason than the fact that it will make a great blog post!
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Heck yes!
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So many things to love in this post! Cheers!
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Thanks, CK!
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Four? Years?? OLD??? How on earth could that possibly be? You and I aren’t a day older….
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Lol! Ah, Gigi. Thank you for that hearty laugh this morning. If only time worked that way for adults. 🙂
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The contest results just shows that we all enjoyed a bit of a giggle …. and hurray to Chex & Balances (I voted for that one!!!!).
And if those critters don’t inspire some yoga, I don’t know what will?!!!
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Heehee. Thanks, Ju-Lyn. I’m glad you enjoyed the contest. And the yoga animals. 🙂
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Younger Child and I have pored over said yoga critters – she thinks they are adorable!
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I’m so glad!!!
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There was a show on tv whose premise was that 4 friends “dare” each other to do all sorts of strange things (like attach the most balloons to shoppers in supermarkets without said shoppers noticing, it was pre-covid 🙂 ). Whoever lost the most dares, was punished. One episode the punishment was to get tattoos of the punisher’s choice, and one of the friends ended up with a tattoo of Jaden Smith…
Sometimes it’s a prize, sometimes it’s a punishment? 😀
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Yes! Impractical Jokers! I remember the balloons on the shoppers. I didn’t see the tattoo punishment. Such a creative show! Hopefully Mark will send me a pic of the tattoo on his arm, so I can share it here. We’ll see if he’s smiling as he wears it. Then we’ll know if he considers it a prize or a punishment. 🙂
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Can’t wait to hear his reaction, I know what Sal’s was… But that could have been the element of surprise 🙂
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I expect a blog post will be in order.
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This post is hilarious, Betsy! I am soooo behind on everyone’s life. I wholeheartedly agree “witty Mark.” Now, I won’t sleep tonight until I find out how to get tattoos of my face made…everyone I know will want this gift. Thank you for the inspiration.😊
Hilarious calendars (I am using ‘hilarious’ twice (actually 3) times in my comment…your witty humour always makes me smile.
Re: goats – we have a town near us known for ‘goats on the roof.’ “Coombs” in case you are in the mood to Google it.
Just read through the comments…EGAD…I am taking back my initial thoughts, getting tattoos of my face…I Know where friends and family will place it. XO💕
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Erica! Where you been? So nice to see you again! I’m glad you enjoyed this goofy post. Mark promised he would put the tattoo on his arm. Knowing Mark, he was no doubt tempted to do something else with it that I’d rather not think about.
Must google Coombs now…
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Personal ups and downs (we all have them) I miss this fun, great community…not riding off into the sunset, yet (pressed “pause”) …thank you for my smile!!❤️
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I’m delighted you’ve returned! I hope you’ll stay a while.
The goats on the roof were darling. They look so happy!
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My like button continues to flicker on and off…I don’t know whether you are getting a million emails from me – I definitely have to minimize my blogging time since my energy and time is required for some challenges here – I still want to continue with my blog – also, positives here, too…ha, ha, the goats on the roof XOXO
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I didn’t get a million emails. You do what you need to do, Erica! Hoping you’re okay up there!
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Congrats to Mark! Hey, if you send him enough tattoos, he could wear a “sleeve” of your face. Clever kid, that Joe. Better keep all his sculptures to show off at his gallery debut!
I hate shopping, but I do like saving money when I can’t get out of the chore. It means I can get the better wine with my savings 🙂
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Ah, the better wine. I nodded my head when I read that. I used to call my savings my Beer Budget back in the days of the pandemic when we would drink more. 😛
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