
We knew it was coming. It was only a matter of time, but since there are now eight little chickens in the coop, isolating the rascals, I mean, roosters, is tough. I heard two different weak crowing attempts, as they’re just stretching their wings, so to speak. But also literally. I saw feathers unfurled on two birds right after the crowing. Next problem: we have three brown and three white, so unless I’m an ornithologist armed with tags, how will I know which birds these were when I’m ready to get rid of them?
But first, I need to back up.
We took the last of the big roosters back to the Chicken Lady. Since it was full-grown, I was hoping for two small birds in exchange, but she only gave us one.



Anyhow, turns out later ALL the newer younger chickens we got from Chicken Lady’s dad started crowing. We took them all back and replaced five for five. Chicken Lady insists they’re all hens this time. And my gosh, they’d better be because we are done making that trip.

But while we were there, we discovered that she still had our old fetching fellow, Umber. In fact, she told us she likes that name and calls him Umber too. She even grabbed him for us so we could greet him again properly. I hope he’s happy back in his original home and doesn’t resent us for giving him up.



Of the original seven we got on May 4, only two remain. They started laying about a month ago. Hooray! They’re still cute little eggs.

Before long, the newbies should also be laying. Then we’ll finally have eggs coming out of our ears. 🙂
And now for some bonus shots from the Chicken Lady’s place:



But here was the best part:

I hope you all, and your animal friends, are well. What’s your favorite animal? What’s your spirit animal? I’ll tell you mine, if you tell me yours! ;P
Pardon my ignorance, but even when chickens are young, can’t you just lift up their leg or something to tell their sex?
Insert appropriate (or inappropriate) “cock” joke at your own risk…
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The answer is no. I don’t know where they hide their junk. Even as adults, there’s nothing showing. Chickens are weird like that.
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Note to self: do not come back reincarnated as a chicken.
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If you do, please don’t come to my house. Then again, if you were a looker like Umber, that wouldn’t be so bad.
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No mention of your spirit animal? Or is it too obviously a cat?
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It’s probably a tiger. Which is really just a big cat!
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Me, snow leopard, also a big cat but more rare. Hubby went with cheetah. What a bunch of sissy cat lovers we are!
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Ain’t nothin’ sissy ’bout a tiger!
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Well, true. I think we’re all just trying to appear cooler when all we really want is a sweet snuggly kitty.
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It’s either harder to figure chickens out than anyone would think or you need a new chicken source. That has been a lot of work!
I hope she doesn’t read this…
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I know, right! I hope she doesn’t read this, too. I was actually thinking that as I wrote this, but I don’t know how she would know.
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Well, at least we have solved which comes first, the chicken or the egg. At least at your house… 🙂
I’d say next time you do the exchange, don’t get a different chicken, get a different chicken lady. 🙂
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Haha! For real!!
After these birds have stopped laying in a couple of years, I’m done with chickens. Lesson learned!
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The eternal rooster or hen question
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Eternal, or infernal? 😉
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Ha!
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I am not a fan of roosters. They scare the bejeebers out of me. But I do like fresh eggs!
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That giant rooster–if he hadn’t been inside a pen… He’s a freaky one.
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I’ve seen some videos of roosters chasing grown ups and children. They are SUPER freaky.
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They can be freaky just to look at. I’m glad we haven’t been chased by any!
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Just watching the being chased videos makes my heart race.
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Eeek! Don’t watch those videos anymore then!
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I try to avoid the 🐔
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When I was little I always had to gather the eggs for my Grandma and every time I went into the chicken coop a HUGE white rooster would be waiting at the door standing in one of the nests on the wall and would fly at me and scratch me or hit me in the head!!! To this day I am petrified of any flying animal. I can’t imagine owning chickens. Good gravy you guys are brave!
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OMG, Liz! That’s a scarring experience to be sure! That rooster did NOT like you taking those eggs. I’m so sorry for young you!
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Feel sorry for the rooster because the last time he flew at me he scratched my face and I ran in the house bawling. Grandma was so mad at him that she went and got her little hatchet and cut off his head and butchered him. We had homemade chicken soup for Sunday dinner the next day!!!
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Well, then! A happy ending at least. I hope he tasted good. Well done, grandma! She’s awesome!
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Those eggs are too pretty to eat!
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Ha! Well…. we admire them for a while…. then we eat them. 🙂 But there will be more tomorrow, so hopefully it’s okay.
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Kitty!!! I wonder if the cat likes living with chickens?
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I wonder if the chickens like living with a cat?
Around here, the neighbor’s cat hangs around, making our chickens nervous. I’m sure they’ll get used to each other. The last batch of chickens and cat did. (That cat is gone, sadly.)
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I toyed with getting chickens once but decided that A) they are a lot more work than I originally thought (and I don’t have any munchkins to foist the work off on); B) we want to travel and I would have to find someone to take care of them while we are gone; and C) I don’t eat that many eggs. Another fantasy shattered by reality.
While I was in Oaxaca, I was told by someone who knows these things, that my spirit animal is a monkey. I am pretty happy with that.
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You’re a monkey! That’s fun! Thank you for being the only one (so far any way) to answer that question. I would like mine to be a snow leopard. 🙂
Those are all valid reasons for not have chickens!
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Thanks for the interesting chicken series. I didn’t know it is difficult to identify chicken gender. Good to learn😄
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I hope you never have to experience it firsthand, June. (Assuming that’s your name.) 🙂
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Cheetah is mine. What’s yours?
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For you, girl cheetah. (But in reality, snow leopard.)
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Betsy, you have been missed or maybe I just overlooked new posts. That is a cool name for a rooster and I am glad it stuck. Of course, I think I would rather be called “Umber” than “Chicken Lady” or “Chicken Man,” as it were. Let’s hope they are all hens as promised. My daughter is down to eight hens, but they always have plenty of eggs to sell. Take care. Keith
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This was my first post this month, and the original draft of it was written a while ago. Took a while to finish it.
Thank you for noticing! True–no nickname that starts with Chicken is a good nickname to have! May she never discover this blog! ;P
Glad for your daughter and her well-producing hens!
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Betsy, I am going to date myself, but Don Knotts who played Barney Fife on “The Andy Griffith Show” starred in a very funny movie “The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.” So, even nicknames that end with Chicken are not good. Keith
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Haha! Good to know! 🙂
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Betsy, my wife read on the Next Door app that a rooster was loose near an outdoor surburban strip mall. He must have been looking for chicks. Keith
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Looking for chicks! Badump-ch! ;P
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I seriously had no idea that the chicken world had so much variety in its species. Umber is gorgeous! Hoping it’s the last trip for you, though. What a hassle!
My spirit animal is the daschund. Which I suppose is weird since I’m rather tall for a female. Their determination and attitude is very relatable to me. And those big dark eyes draw me in. Another favorite animal is penguins. I could watch them all day at zoos.
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So far so good with these new birds. Haven’t heard any crowing, so fingers crossed.
Dachshund is adorable! (How tall are you? Now I’m curious.) And penguins can be entertaining, for sure. If I get to choose mine, I’m going with snow leopard because I love cats, these are super furry, and they’re rare and majestic.
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Close to 5’9
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Wowsa. You go, girl!
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Wow, Umber is a striking lad! I loved all the photos and I’m glued to this continuing saga, LOL.
My favorite animal is a cat, and I would guess my spirit animal is the same.
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Crazy how I’m managing to create a fandom for Umber, but the guy deserves it, huh?
I also love cats, so I’m going with snow leopard: super furry, rare, majestic. 🙂
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I like that! 🙂
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Thanks! 🙂
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My maternal Grandmother had the biggest chicken coop you could imagine, she had at least a hundred hens, and two or three roosters, but only one can be the alpha male, they fight each other.
It was fun as a child to go and pick the eggs, why she did have so many chickens?
I guess she was just a country woman, she did not even sold the eggs, or the birds, she give the eggs away, and every Sunday we will eat chicken, feeding them will cost her money, and not to talk about the work of keeping the coop clean, and feed them, she also had turkeys, geese, and ducks on a separate yard, with a pool for the ducks and geese, but not that many, maybe a dozen turkeys and about also about a dozen ducks and geese.
We use to go visit her on Spring, and Summer breaks from school, and sometimes in Christmas, it was fun for all my brothers, and sister.
Here I wrote a post quite some years ago:
https://konekrusoskronos.wordpress.com/2010/05/23/my-old-house-geography-of-the-soul/
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Wow! That sounds like it would be so much upkeep! But good on her for always having ready-made food on hand!!
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You may have covered this before, but is there a particular reason why you want to have chickens? They seem work-y to me. As for my favorite animal, probably a cat. As for my spirit animal, it’s Snoopy. Now that I write this I realize there may be a conflict of interest there. 🤔
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They are work-y. Great word-y! 😉 (Couldn’t resist.) But once it’s all settled that we have a buttload of hens, we’ll get a buttload of eggs to eat, sell, throw at the houses of our enemies, and what have you. 🙂 Conflict of interest–ha! Mine is snow leopard.
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Wow, that Umber is a looker! And the big guy sure looks tough; good idea not to put Umber with him. I don’t blame you for not getting any more chickens when the ones you have stop laying. We’re down to three chickens, maybe one egg a day, and rumor has it we’ll be rebuilding the flock in spring. I mean, the eggs are good, but I hope hubs doesn’t go overboard and get, like, half a dozen chicks, because we can’t eat a dozen eggs twice a week to keep up, and I’m not going in to the office to sell them.
I’m not sure what my spirit animal is. I love cats, the bigger the better, so I suppose my spirit animal would be a tiger (since American cave lions went extinct like, more than ten thousand years ago, after the Ice Age). But sometimes I like to think my spirit animal is a dragon 🙂
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Your spirit animal is TOTALLY a dragon! No reason it can’t be. I’m amused by how many people have answered cat, either domestic or a larger variety. Now two tigers, a cheetah, a snow leopard (me), two cats, and a monkey! 🙂 Interesting. We are a bunch of writers, though, so OF COURSE there’d be a lot of cat answers. 🙂
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Oh, almost forgot–the best part of the Chicken Lady’s place is definitely the kitty!
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It was a very sweet, cute, soft kitty! 🙂
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How great to have your own fresh eggs / not only tastier but I heard healthier
And umber is cute
Hope you get it all worked out and love the colorful photos
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They are tastier. Nothing quite like home-grown. Umber is superb, thank you. Looking forward to (hopefully) getting 10 eggs a day soon! Thanks for stopping by, PH!
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😉
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Such beautiful chickens and eggs! My favorite animal, which I never see around here at all, is an orca.I’d love to see one, but I do see plenty of starfish, which I love, and we have a cat. I love cats too. Cheers!
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Seeing starfish a lot sounds cool. I saw a jellyfish washed up on the beach once, the poor thing. No orca sightings down here, either, but lots of dolphins!
My husband heard crowing this morning. So very very annoyed now.
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More roosters, huh? I guess it is hard to tell. But nice to see the eggs starting to show up too. They’re pretty animals, aren’t they? Even the “menacing” one. Lol.
I just got back from Oahu, and would you believe there are feral chickens (and chicks) everywhere! Apparently, there was a tsunami years ago that resulted in freed chickens. The Hawaiians had a chicken-catcher for a while and eventually they just gave up. It’s crazy to see a flock of them running across the city street.
And my spirit animal is a crocodile. 🙂
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That is amazing about Oahu. Do people just grab a passing chicken for dinner, or what? Seems it could be a great thing for last minute meals if you know how to process them! 😛
A crocodile! That is a unique one! I’ve gotten a lot of cat or cat relatives, one monkey, and now a crocodile! Well done, Peach! Mine was snow leopard. 🙂
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I asked that very question, but my brother (who lives there) didn’t know. There are tons of baby chicks too. Everywhere.
And oooh about the snow leopard. What a great spirit animal. I think the crocodile has a lot to do with water – it was a surprise though.
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The baby chicks must be SO cute! Man, if I lived there, I’d buy a hatchet and a sturdy woodblock. (Too bad I can’t buy a sturdy constitution. I’d have to work toward that.)
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You wouldn’t need to purchase chicks, that’s for sure. Just scoop them up and take them home. 🙂
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And then deal with the roosters. 😉
Obviously I would just let them loose into the wild again. Not sure folks would appreciate me doing that around here, though. 🙂
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There, you could just set them free. They seem to enjoy hanging around the food trucks and picnic tables. 🙂
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Imagine that! Years ago another blogger talked about visiting an island in Greece where the stray cats are everywhere and will happily brush against your legs while you’re eating and clean up any scraps left behind. Same idea, just not a good vacation spot for people with dander allergies!
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Love the pictures. My daughter in North Carolina has just started raising chickens. She is so funny – she gives them all names and posts pictures on FB like they were her children. She just started getting eggs too.
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We gave ours names, too, but then we have swapped them out so often, that we finally gave up. Plus, too many look similar to tell them apart. There’s an online community of chicken people who are clearly very attached to their birds. One woman had a portrait done of one!
My husband heard another crow yesterday morning. I give up!!
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Oh man! I’ve known this about you for a while, Betsy, but I’ve just got to say this again: you have infinite patience & so much humour to deal with situations which would have driven most of us crazy by now!
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Well, you know, sometimes you’ve just got to laugh. Besides, when things go well, they make for far less entertaining blog posts. ;P
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You really need a Chicken Daddies calendar. Yes, they exist… just ask Mr. Google.
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Ugly men in dresses? Hard pass! 😛
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Hi. Are the eggs now plentiful?
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Not yet. Still just two a day (sometimes one). These other birds should be earning their keep any day now.
I keep telling myself that, anyway.
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What do you do with the extra eggs that you can’t consume?
I love cows (only animated cows).. I don’t know why lol apparently it’s a huge thing lol.. And my spirit animal is squirrel… Mostly bc they’re erratic and petty I think… 😭🤣
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We sell the extra eggs.
A squirrel! I love the uniqueness of that answer! It also implies you have lots of energy. Unlike mine: snow leopard.. Gotta love cats, in general, for their exquisite ability to be contend just lying around. 😛
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Hey, Betsy, I just learned on this blog post https://philosophyvia.photos/2021/11/09/feather/#like-26211 that you can tell genders of turkeys based on their poop. Males produce J shaped poops and females poop is Spiral shaped. Maybe you should look at your chicken poop and see if there are different shapes. 🙂 🙂 😉
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What a bizarre and funny thing! You gotta wonder who first observed this! 😛 I wonder if it’s true for chickens like it is for turkeys. I have seen the chickens poop, and, disappointingly, they all just look like small piles of tan goo.
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Yes – exactly. Who first discovered that? And there must have been another way to discern males from females otherwise how would you know it’s a pattern? So many things to wonder?? 🙂
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This is how I’ll now be spending the rest of my day, pondering these great wonders…
😉 🙂
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Oh, you have me laughing!! 🙂
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My mission is complete then. 🙂
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Our daughter and family raise chickens and turkeys but no names as they butcher them… The meat is so superior to the grocery store. Somehow my son in law seems to know the sexes. I’ve never asked but maybe I will next year. They are all in the freezer except for the 5 pigs. Those I do name for fun. Ham, bacon, chops, etc.
My spirit animal would probably be a bison or a dairy cow.
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I told the Chicken Lady that her dad had given us roosters. She said, “That’s funny because I learned how to tell the difference from him.” So clearly he has it backwards and taught her likewise!
Love your pig names! 😛 My spirit animal is a snow leopard. Thank you for sharing!
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How beautiful they are and now with all those eggs coming it’s time to make pasta!
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Make pasta. As in, from scratch? Haha. Diane, you crack me up! 🙂 😉
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