My daughter, who grew up loving stuffed animal frogs, is now too old for them. {Brief moment of sad reflection.} And so it was time to rehome her amphibian friends.
This was the first to go:

As I handed the giant frog to her new owner, who is, ironically, a teenage girl, I said, “She goes by Rita, but will respond to anything.”
The girl held the stuffed animal out in front of her and, with a gleam in her eye (the girl’s, not the frog’s), said, “You shall be called, ‘Rita’!”
Clearly, it seemed to me, this girl knew that the name fit.
I reported the happy news to my daughters: Not only had the frog gone to a new loving home, she would be able to retain her name! “Isn’t that wonderful?” I said.
I was met with blank stares. Didn’t my children personify animals the way I did?? Didn’t they care?!
“Uh, Mom,” the youngest of the three finally found the courage to say, “That frog’s name was Katherine.”
So much for me helping Rita/Katherine transition smoothly to her new home.
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Thanks for laughing with me, Sheree! 🙂
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My pleasure
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Rita totally works.
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She looks like a Rita, right?! I’m sure that’s what her new owner was thinking. I’m going to pretend that Rita was her middle name all along, and now it’s what she wants to go by.
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Haha! We do our best!
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I try. {Shrug}
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Clearly, Rita is her middle name.
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You’re so right, Janis! New home: new name preference. I feel at peace now. Thanks. 😉
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That’s funny. So you don’t know one frog from another, eh?
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It’s true. My daughter also swiftly left the room and returned with a smaller frog. THAT one, she informed me, was Rita. Sigh. I tried.
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Rita/Katherine – details, pff. Everyone knows that parent like people get names all wrong. My brothers and I stopped correcting her creative use of names when we turned thirty.
and for the record I’m was also known and Bill, Rick, and from time to time as Bob … I was afraid to ask who Bob was …
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Haha! Okay, Bob. Thanks for that helpful insight. 😉
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Ha ha ha. For some reason this struck my funny bone and I couldn’t stop laughing. Well, you tried, mom.
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I’m always at least trying, Diana!
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Nice coloration.
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She was a very pretty frog. And still quite fluffy despite her age. 🙂
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That’s hilarious. My son had a stuffed whale as a child that got torn apart by the dog. Instead of mending it, I bought him a new one. That didn’t work at all. The old one is still in the mending pile (Sean’s 34 now).
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Lol!
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😂 oh poor Katherine who will refuse to answer to Rita for her new family. Your kids are hilarious. They DID care….that you screwed up!!!
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Gee, thanks, CM. I feel much better now.
or rather… 😡
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😂
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Oh man! Your comedic timing is superb, as always!
I was having such an “Awwww” moment, until your punchline!
I’m sure Rita/Katherine will be very much loved in her new home.
My sister & I spoke to all our stuffed toys & had all sorts of adventures with them … but oddly, neither of my daughters do/did – they seemed to be additional pillows for them. It definitely affected me more than they when it’s time for them to be put away.
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When my sister and I were kids, there was always an introduction ceremony when a new animal was welcomed into the home. My girls have gone so far as to have elaborate wedding ceremonies for their animals. My oldest daughter, however, has moved on, except for her very first frog, Ribbity, who still has the honor of sleeping with her. 🙂
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Ah! She likes frogs. I guess they will grow up, and that expresses itself in interesting, and sometimes unexpected, ways.
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Indeed.
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oh no!!! Maybe you picked up on her actual real name, and she had just been living a lie as Katherine but didn’t want to upset your daughter? So really you are the hero in this story. haha
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Yes! Let’s go with that, GG!! 🙂
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Mothers! Will they ever learn? *Eyeroll*
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Haha! Not this mother, apparently! 🙂
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No, pretty much every mother. Even after they become grandmothers. Ask me! 🙂
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I believe. My mom still gets her own kids’ names wrong, so… Little hope for me.
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I love getting rid of my kids’ things! Make room for new *crap* to throw out later! Ha.
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That is exactly correct! 😛
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Oh, my goodness, Betsy, You have struck a nerve when it comes to special “stuffies” in our family. Ha, ha….the gleam in the girl’s eye, not the frog’s. Don’t feel bad about the Katherine/Rita thing. You are an awesome Mom finding “Rita” a new home!🙂
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“Rita’s” new owner certainly seemed pleased with the name. Later her mom messaged me to say that her daughter loved Rita. So, I guess all’s well! 🙂 Thanks, E/E!
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What a funny story! Someone just gave me a plush manatee. And really, names are important. I decided, don’t ask how, that the thing was male. I named him Orlando. Florida connection. A girl would have been Naples. I’m a grandmother. Don’t tell anyone.
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Your secret is safe with me, Flojo. Orlando sounds cute.
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You crack me up!!! Cute post.☺
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Thanks, Lucie. 🙂 Hope you’re doing well!
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Welcome! We r (ok)…a little house crazy, but doing fine, B! Badly need “people contact”, like most of us.😊
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People contact is so important. If you’re going to the grocery store, time to make friends with the check stand employees. 🙂
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Actually, just got back from shopping…talked with everyone who would talk to ME!😉
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Wonderful! I’ll bet it felt good. 🙂
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😁😁😁
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Thanks, Nadine! 🙂
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Isn’t “Rita” one of the short forms of “Katherine”?
Oh, darn, no, Wiktionary gives it as short for “Margarita”. Come on, man, “Margaret” already has far too many short and alternate forms than it deserves, so I’m claiming Rita for Katherine.
Let’s see…”Rita” sounds like a form of “Richard”, “Richard” could be a version of “Cathar”…whee, Three Degrees Of Froggie!
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Oh no, Betsy! 😀The classic mother mistake! Never get a teddy bear’s name wrong – been there, done that – many times! But my counter-argument is that my son had far too many with nearly 80!😀 However, it’s even worse if you get the girlfriend’/boyfriend’s s name wrong in later years – still have to make that mistake!
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Oh, no! The GF or BF’s name wrong! Oooh! That does sound bad. And I know I’m bad with names already. Now that I’ve been warned of that potential, and probable, calamity, I’ll try to be extra on guard when the time comes. Thank you for that, Amelia!
😉 😉 That was a joke, Annika. 🙂 🙂
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😂😂
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If someone wakes up at 1:45 am in my house because of my laughter it is your fault!
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Hahahaha! I’ll happily take the blame for that, Diane. 🙂
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Ha! I like both names:) I once had a cow named after me, when I was like three years old. A babysitter, who lived on a farm, took care of cows, and one gave birth the day before she was supposed to babysit me, so she named it Cecilia, which seemed strange to me, even as a three-year-old.
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Did you often have cows babysit you? Good thing she gave birth the day before, so she’d have the time free.
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My daughter who is 45 still has a chest full of stuffed animals. Her husband has tried and tried to have her give them away but she refuses!
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Awwhhh. They’re becoming family heirlooms!
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LOL! At least you took the time to rehome Rita Katherine the Frog!
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Indeed. I believe she will be appreciated in her new home, Toy Story 3, 4? style.
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