Do I wash it, bake it, or beat it?

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Clear instructions in case I want to either flog my blanket, or turn it into a meringue.

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Perhaps it needs to be punished for all that time spent lazing about outdoors?? What’s your take on this?

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  1. Now I can’t get this lyric from the song “Whip It” out of my head!

    Now whip it into shape
    Shape it up
    Get it straight
    Go forward
    Move ahead
    Try to detect it
    It’s not too late
    To whip it
    Whip it good

    I think it’s time for bedπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  2. My grandmother would hang her rugs on the washing line and β€˜whip’ it with a special β€˜willow bat thing’. Could this be what they mean! A most unusual and amusing washing advice on the label! πŸ˜€

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    • That is probably the most logical guess I’ve seen. I tried out this blanket for a couple of nights before sending it back. It was a weighted blanket I hoped would help me sleep, as promised, but to no avail. However, I did get blog fodder from it, so not wasted!! πŸ™‚

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