The neighborhood cat will take notice.
If the neighborhood cat takes notice, he’ll want to become your cat.
If the cat wants to become your cat, your kids will gladly accept.
If you continue to leave your door open, a bird will fly inside.
If a bird flies inside, it will circle your living room, make your children shriek, perch on your curtain rod, and poop on your carpet before flying back out. [No photo of poop available. You’re welcome.] (This happened in December, hence the Christmas lights and tinsel.)
Any strange wildlife ever come into your house? If I’ve been to your house, please don’t answer that.