When looking for a story to post this week, I checked my plethora of drafts where I’ve housed snippets of funny things to save for later.
So prepare yourself for a series disjointed stories while I clean up my draft folder. For instance:
1. My daughter’s knee collided with my son’s nose earlier today. His nose bled a little, though it stayed internal. He adamantly refused to let me clean it. Just now he sneezed and a bloody, snotty blob landed on me. I’m choosing to take the win and be glad his nostril is now clear.
2. Husband: I like you.
Me: Ditto, kiddo.
Him: Ditto, kiddo?
Me, shrugging: It rhymed.
Him: Can I take it back?
3. Church homily: “Ask Jesus to change your mind and change your heart.”
My two-year-old: “And change your diaper.”
4. My friend’s son went to the tux rental store for his prom suit and asked for a tux with a concubine. (He meant cummerbund.)
Which story was your favorite?
When searching for a tux photo, I found several pics of black and white cats too (and penguins. Of course, the penguins). But since there are so many cat lovers among you, here was my favorite offering. I’ll name him Cummerbund.
“Meow. Dance with me while I shred that expensive tux rental.” Image by DC Allen from Pixabay