I like to share our toddler’s accomplishments with my husband when he gets home from work. Sometimes I do so with audience participation.
Me: Hey, Joe-Joe, who went poop on the potty today?
Son: Joe-Joe!
Me: That’s right! And then who peed on the rug and Momma’s foot?
Son: Momma!
Apparently we need to rehearse before putting on the show for Daddy.
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Haha! I like your son’s sense of humor…even if he isn’t intentionally being a smart-ass.
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Heehee. I’m really not sure what was going on inside his little head just then. It might be a scary place to visit.
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Well, there were two accomplishments here, potty training and entertaining daddy …
sorry about your foot.
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Net gain of one.
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So sticking his nose in it and saying ‘No!” loudly but compassionately doesn’t work? Hmm…
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Ha. If only it were that easy. I’m not sure which are harder to raise: toddlers or puppies.
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LOL, that’s so funny!
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Thanks, Mira. 🙂
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Your sidekick is all about improv, I take it. 😆
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Hmm… Future career path maybe…
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Thanks for the laugh!
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That’s what I’m here for, Barbara! 🙂
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Cute 🙂
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Thanks. 🙂
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So funny! 🙂 I miss that age–enjoy it!
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Aside from him acting like I’d stepped on a jellyfish, yeah, it’s great.
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That kind of comedic timing cannot be taught!!!! Well done Joseph!!!
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Yes. I’m very proud. {Hrm…}
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😂
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LOL! He’s either a budding comedian or a prankster … Or is it “Now, for my next trick …”
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I would NOT want to see his next trick if it was along the same vein… or foot.
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Haha, wise kid 🙂
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Wise… something. 😉 Thanks, Arlene!
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Ha. Everytime. Not looking forward to starting #pottytraining our second daughter. 🙈
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Oh, yeah. Potty training is the worst. Best of luck to you!
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And at least girls don’t get the same range.
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Lol. He’s a smart kid. He only confesses to the good stuff. 😀
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True!
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Mine throw me under the bus all the time!
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Haha! Kids.
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That’s so funny! 😀
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Yep, kids are funny!
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Clearly, you need to stop peeing on the rug.
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You think I would’ve learned that by now, right?
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Are you sure it’s not dadda who’s been helping him answer these questions? I’d be suspicious! 😂
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Haha. That’s very wise. I should’ve been looking over my shoulder to see if he was giving our son non-verbal cues. I’ll be on to him next time!
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My son used to sleep walk and pee in my hall closet where I kept my towels and sheets in..hahaha Oh the joys of potty training.
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Oh, MAN! That’s a bummer! At least the sheets and towels were absorbent!
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* rolling on the floor *
Man oh man! when kids just don’t cooperate!
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He’s a silly one! 🙂
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Makes sense, at least to a toddler.
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Okay, we can go with that reason.
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