As heard in a fourth grade classroom, part 3

From my friend, “Mrs. P.”
Me (to one of my boys who was absent yesterday): Hey Buddy, you feeling better? Or, wait… Were you sick yesterday?
Boy (sighs): Oh, yeah… gas problems…
Me: Well, I’m glad you’re feeling better…
Boy (shakes head, smiling):

ย Ohhh, Mrs. P…. our CAR ran OUT of gas!! (Oh… Oops.)

Girl 1: Mrs. P., I really don’t think that weddings should cost so much money. I’m thinking when I get married, for food for everyone, I’ll just order out KFC turkey or chicken and Pizza Hut.
Girl 2: Yeah, I’m thinking more like left-overs at my wedding.

[Her dad is going to want that in writing.]


Just grab a few of these for your guests and you’ll be all set!

44 responses »

  1. Glad the boy clarified that, because I don’t think boys ever run out of gas like cars do. and I was all for ordering pizza at my wedding, but the look I was getting from my wife convinced me that other catering arrangements would be more appropriate.

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  2. I like the way those kids think regarding the weddings. My daughter wanted her prom dinner to be at Taco Bell. I thought it was hilarious and SO appropriate for her. No one else did. Including her boyfriend. I think it would have been lovely. I say have leftovers at the wedding!!!


  3. Ha! Love it! Gas–such a boy thing to say. And yep, the dad better get the wedding dinner ideas in writing. KFC would be awesome, I think. I mean, a lot of people have chicken for the reception dinner anyway, right? Might as well make it KFC ๐Ÿ™‚

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