Me: Well, I’m glad you’re feeling better…
Boy (shakes head, smiling):
Ohhh, Mrs. P…. our CAR ran OUT of gas!! (Oh… Oops.)
Girl 1: Mrs. P., I really don’t think that weddings should cost so much money. I’m thinking when I get married, for food for everyone, I’ll just order out KFC turkey or chicken and Pizza Hut.
Girl 2: Yeah, I’m thinking more like left-overs at my wedding.
[Her dad is going to want that in writing.]