
Here’s some of them. Thank goodness none came loose! And that I didn’t consider that possibility until after the fact!
Although I was, on the whole, very satisfied with this trip, it wasn’t without its slight hiccups, starting with arriving at the airport around 9:30 at night and having NO driver waiting to pick us up. Also, culture shock: stepping out of the airport and being enveloped by second-hand smoke. It was unavoidable, with still smoldering cigarettes in ash trays every several feet. I’ve taken for granted CA’s smoking laws. And me being pregnant. But aside from that, my colleague got on her phone and found our driver who arrived about 20 minutes later while the airport kept thinning out more and more, leaving us the last poor schleps waiting to be picked up. At least the temperature was fine.
When our driver arrived and opened the back of the van, I rolled my suitcase up and hefted it into the trunk, not seeing him make an immediate move to do so. Then my co-author rolled hers up to his feet and stepped back to let him take care of it. I was like, “Oh, I guess that’s what experienced travelers do–let the driver do the heavy lifting. I’m a total newbie.” I was hoping there’d be a man with a cap and uniform of some sort waiting in the terminal holding a sign with my last name on it–How cool would that be?! I would’ve totally gotten a picture with him, but no. Maybe next time. š
We were driven to our guest house, which had several rooms, each posted with a reserved sign as to what esteemed guests would be staying there and when. I, of course, went around and read them all. One of the names was the host of my very first radio show when my first book came out in 2013. I would’ve liked to have met her, but she was arriving the day after we were leaving. Also, I’m not so casual about all this as to think it wasn’t amazing to see my name on a reserved room sign.

One of the cameras and two of the several film guys. Another camera was on the other side, facing me on the couch. When I spoke, I could see it moving out of the corner of my eye. I tried not to think about how it could be zooming in on me. (Even typing that made me shudder! Ha!)
One of my greatest concerns about this trip was that I would get zero sleep. My D.C. experience taught me that I don’t sleep well when I travel, especially when something big is coming the next day. Before my talk at that conference, I got three hours of sleep, so that’s what I was praying for here. I managed to get more like four! I was so pleased. The potential lack of sleep would also mean major eye bags–no bueno for television! But since I woke at 4:40 and didn’t have to be on set until 9, the bags had plenty of time to stow themselves. What a relief!
Another worry was getting coffee without being scolded in the cafeteria for drinking it while pregnant. My husband gave me a ready-made answer for that. “Just say, ‘It’s either this or I fall asleep on set. Which do you think would be better?'” Love that man, but as it turned out, there was coffee in the guest house. I could drink my watered-down contraband caffeine in private with no scoffers. I say watered-down because I don’t drink coffee often and make it far less, so I was truly winging it. Regardless, it got the job done. Either that small boost, or the adrenaline, got me through it all without crashing.
The cafeteria was a darling little room run by a short, older African-American woman with crayon red hair, several missing front teeth, and a no-nonsense attitude. I was immediately in love. Also, she, of all people, was the most on top of things when it came to guest services at this place. SHE was the one who knew our schedule backwards and forwards and was able to tell us precisely when and where we’d be picked up to be driven back to the airport. This information wasn’t otherwise provided to us, until we thought to ask her! Gotta love the lunch lady!
Stay tuned for Part 2!
So I’m going to sit here impatiently waiting for part two. Strange that the only person who had their head on straight was the cafeteria lady, she sounds like my kind of person š Please tell me that you found the opportunity to use that line your husband gave you about the coffee, lol
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Alas, no need for the coffee line. I may have told it to my co-author, though, just for fun. She, sadly, isn’t a coffee drinker, so I couldn’t have her make the coffee for me. Plus, she certainly didn’t care that I was partaking.
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At least she didn’t care. I had complete strangers give me crap for drinking coffee each time I was pregnant š
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Perfect strangers are great for that.
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Ugh to the second-hand smoke. It’s bad enough to smell it without being pregnant. Must’ve been horrible for you. As for the caffeine, I always had a little bit each day too. I was chief resident when pregnant with my first, and I needed that little something each morning. Sometimes we mothers are expected to give up so much!
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Oh, phew. I was slightly concerned you would not approve of my caffeine-partaking, but I’m glad to see you most definitely understand the need! And of course you would in that role!
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Exciting stuff! I’d be in awe of seeing my name on a door, too. There’s no shame in that.
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š Thanks.
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I’m always shocked when traveling, to come across smoke in public places any more. The things we get used to. My coworkers were reminiscing the other day about how they used to smoke at their desks! Before my time! Looking forward to part two.
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Wow. At their desks! Craziness. How times have changed, but in this case, certainly for the better.
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Definitely.
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Oh wow! Can’t wait to hear the rest!!!
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I would be very crabby without my coffee intake in the morning! Can I have your autograph? You’re a celeb for sure when the lunch-lady respects you!
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Haha! The lunch lady took her job seriously. She was possibly the most organized person there, as she’d need to be to on top of who all was visiting and when, and how much food to prepare. She also checked us in when we arrived to be sure we’d gotten fed.
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Wow, I am impressed with your whirlwind trip. Not sure I could do that. My Mommy always told me that pregnant lady gets what pregnant lady wants – thou shalt not question, just fetch. Guess that’s a bit old school these days.
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Do you mind emailing that to my husband? š
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What? Doesn’t he read all the comments on your blog?
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He reads some of them. And actually, I was joking. While he was out today I called and said, “Are you going to pass a Starucks on your way home?” “Are you kidding? There’s always a Starbucks on the way home.” “Good. I’m craving a green tea frappucino.” And so a few minutes later, he and it, appeared. He takes very good care of me. (I hope he reads THIS comment.) š
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Ah, good, he’s learned true wisdom, even if it involves , green tea frappucinos. Seriously? A green tea frappucino? wow, that’s true love for you.
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Haha. Hey, man, PREGNANT, remember!! š
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Count me in with a negative reaction to second-hand smoke. Did the cafeteria lady bring you unexpected cake?
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There was a magnificent cake for dessert after lunch–lunch! It was under a round glass case and was almost too good-looking to eat, but we cut into that bad boy anyway. It was delicious! I wish we’d been there for dinner. I can only imagine what scrumptiousness that lady whipped up. Oh, and I got eat grits at breakfast. š
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Lame that the driver would not pick up the bag for you automatically. It should not be required to know the tricks of the trade so to speak.
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I wonder if I ought to have given him more of a chance. I only paused for a second. It was likely my bad.
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I hope you’re right. I like that thought better.
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I hope so too. This was the South, after all. There was probably hospitality all over the place, but it moves slower. š
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Funny one!
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I totally understand about the coffee. I drink two cups every morning. I’ve tried to give it up before but don’t usually make it more than a couple weeks.
And ughhh to the second-hand smoke…so annoying. It’s really bad here too and I can’t get used to it….and I’m still shocked when I walk into and enclosed area (like an elevator) and find that someone has been smoking inside. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.
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Ew! You already have to deal with poor air quality and people are making it even worse? How odd. Perhaps they think, well, it’s already bad, what more is a little smoke? Sorry about that.
Blech!
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Wow, what a trip–can’t wait for part two! And the lunch lady–what a treasure! Sometimes it’s the people you least expect that are the most valuable! And cake. There has to be cake, I mean, if you’re gonna only get four hours of sleep (love the stowing of eye bags line–brilliant!), and if people might give you grief for drinking coffee of all things, then yes, there’d better be some cake, or at least chocolate š
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There was a gorgeous cake after lunch, the kind you hate to cut into b/c it looks too good under it’s circular glass case, yet cut into it you must. And it was delicious. The woman was a genius. I wish we’d been there for dinner. I can only imagine how great that meal would’ve been. The scrambled eggs for breakfast were the best eggs I’ve tasted in my life. And I had a bit of grits because you know you’ve got to when in the south. They weren’t bad either. Yes, least expected from her. And thanks for liking the eye bags line. You must be a fellow writer. š
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Well, introvert or no, it looks like you’re gonna be a superstar. Congrats!
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Don’t know about superstar, but it was loads of fun. Thanks, Mike!
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Superstar. Definitely.
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Well, I haven’t won a Sully, so… You’re nobody in life without that.
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You have a point there.
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Heh. Heh. š
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I need my coffee in the morning as well so I totally understand š I’m looking forward to part 2 xxx
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So pleased that so many people are okay with me on the coffee front. Even the doctor said she would’ve had coffee too. š Part 2 scheduled for Monday, or I guess that’s Tuesday for you!
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What a great story, so far. I know what you mean about how odd it is to smell cigarette smoke anymore. Kind of a flash from the past. Love the idea of “contraband caffeine.” You are a wild one, my dear.
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I’m glad to hear that this no smoking thing is more than just a CA thing, since so many from other states are commenting on how they too would be annoyed by the smoke. Good to know OH is among the smoke banners.
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I’m not sure if it’s the whole state that’s banned outside smoking, but the counties around here have. And that’s good for me.
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And if it is only the local ones, it’s a good start. I’m so glad that smoking is no longer considered cool like it used to be. It’s so rare to see anymore. Hooray!
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I totally would have snuck the coffee for you, and that driver … the majority of driver’s I’ve met during my travels practically rip my bags from my hands when we get to the van, and all I have going for me is being a little shorter than average. I can’t believe he wouldn’t jump in to help a pregnant woman. Unless you have somehow managed not to look like you’ve swallowed a beach ball by now in which case I don’t know that we’d still get along if we were to meet in real life.
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Hahahaha! Oh no. Everyone knows I’m preggo. Strangers ask me what I’m having and when I’m due all the time. At first I was kinda irritated, like, really? Is it that obvious? Then I thought, at least they don’t think I’m fat. Then it was, Don’t they know better than to assume? Followed by, I should give them a hard time just for fun and say something like, What do you mean when am I due? But I forgot all that and just go along. Yeah, maybe this van driver is new to the job or something.
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Shew! Once again we can be friends. š
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Phew! Close one!
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P.S. My latest tweet should give you a pretty good idea of what I look like these days. š
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What an adventure. I think I’d be too nervous to function. Who knows, though. Sometimes, I can step up. Can’t wait to hear more!
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Your adventures are taking me into an unknown world, and I am enjoying every word. As always, i enjoy your openness and honesty. I like the way you freely admit it was cool to see your name on the door and you wish it had been held up on a sign in the airport, because I would have felt the same way.
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Hee. Hee. Someone has to admit it. š I’m glad you’re enjoying this journey with me.
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Ahhh the smoke…it’s everywhere here too! My son even makes comments about all the smokers…aww la la land California how I miss you so! My mother drank two pots of coffee while pregnant with me…it beats hitting the bottle!
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Wow. Two pots! I feel much better now. Thanks. š Sorry about the smoke where you are. : / That’s a bummer.
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