This is probably not an appropriate story for men to read. Having said that, any man reading this will totally keep reading. Well done, Betsy.
So here’s what happened. My family was at the natural history museum, chilling out on the back steps having a snack after our visit. A mother and her son were on the steps near us doing the same thing. Then a woman and her daughter came out the back door of the museum. This woman was… well, petite in all areas but one. And that area was quite obvious, like too obvious to be natural.
I looked at the mom on the steps nearby and simply said, “Fake, right?”
She gave me a nod that said, “Oh, yeah. Definitely.”
It cracked me up. I didn’t even have to say what I was looking at. Though we hadn’t spoken a word to each other beforehand, this was all it took for us to bond in our au naturale femaleness. Honestly I feel bad for that mom of the little girl. My guess is she’s single and hoping to snag a new man in the wrong way. Hopefully I’m wrong.
But, hey, thanks for bringing other women together.
Dare I even ask: What do you think of boob jobs? Worth it for some women? Too obviously fake to do any good? Is it me, or would that just attract the wrong kind of man?