Here are a couple of gems from my friends:
“Son: Mommy, does your name have any L’s like mine?
Mom: Let’s sound it out and see!
Son: Aim–ee… nope, no L’s.
Mom: Great job!
Son: So how about we call you “Lame-y”?
“First day back to schooling, my daughter is writing down all the words she knows. Her stream of association: BAT – CAT – FAT – MOM. Things are off to a grrrrrrrreat start.”
This reminds me of another great message from a child to his mother.
On a happier note, my five-year-old recently told me, “Mommy, I love you so so much, and I’m even going to love you so so much when I’m older.”
I’d like that in writing, please, to show you ten years from now.
How about you all? Do you think your mom is lame or fat? Do you love her anyway?