My four-year-old daughter was so excited that I put bubbles in the bathtub she said, “I’m so happy I could just scream like a little girl!” Thank you for saying so rather than doing so.
Another time she asked my husband, “Dad, did Jesus make your hair very small?” She’d never seen him getting a hair cut, nor seemed to notice every time it was shorter, so it seemed a valid question.
My seven-year-old daughter was making mistakes with her math worksheet. She wasn’t paying attention to whether or not it was an addition or subtraction problem, as it kept changing on her. I said, “Pay attention to the symbol. The symbol is key.”
She responded in a flowy voice: “The symbol is the key to the door with the answer inside.”
She is our dramatic child.
And here’s one from a friend of mine:
Son 1: “Mom! I can’t find my snoopy. Have you seen him?”
Son 2: “Maybe someone stole him. Maybe a robber came into our house when we were sleeping and STOLE him!”
Son 1: “Noooo. No robbers can break into our house because we have SOCIAL SECURITY!”
Motherhood and Martial Arts 
These are wonderful! My hub’s hair was made “very small” too. Unfortunately for him, it’s also been made very thin lately, too… 😉
Social security as home protection. Congress should definitely get on that.
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My husbands’ hair is also experienceing a “recession.” 😉
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When I was a kid my friend’s Dad used to say he wasn’t balding, he just had a very big forehead which used to make us giggle a lot 🙂
When my son was little once he was making a big fuss about something and I was trying to talk to him and he said “I can’t hear you while I’m whining!”
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Great line!
And your son–LOL!
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Haha, kids say the darndest things. I always love reading the bloopers on the back page of Parents Magazine–have you ever come across those? My three year old’s newest thing is to say “He got fired” every time we talk about one of our friends. Who, consequently, gets fired very often.
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Oh dear! That is funny, though.
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I like the first one about screaming like a little girl. I find it amusing when my kids say something that includes like when I was little. What are they now? Did I miss something?
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I know. That cracks me up too.
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Ah, we have a screamer too, our 4 year old, with her high pitched pterodactyl screech that we have to constantly correct I mean coach. Then like yours, she asks, “did I always scream, even as a baby?” We’ve got a long way to go with this one. She will make her teachers earn there money next year in school. Cute post! They do say the darnedest things that need preserving….and hang over their heads when they are teenagers…
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Screaming is the worst. I didn’t have a screamer until this one, who is also 4. Maybe it’s an age thing. Let’s hope they grow out of it. If the older two were screamers, I’ve blocked it out!
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All of these comments from your kids are hilarious! Out of the mouth of babes!
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Rarely a dull moment!
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I wish my dogs could talk! I bet I would get some hilarious shit out of them!
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Haha! I have no doubt they would put my girls to shame!
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I know they would be a close tie at least with your girls! ha ha My dogs are hilarious, and if they could talk, they would probably embarrass me with what would come out of their mouths!
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Consider yourself lucky then!
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Ya know, you should be writing all of these funny things that they have said in a little book and give it to them when they are older!
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I should. I do write some stuff down. Usually it’s the sweet stuff, not the funny stuff. If they want the funny stuff, they’ll just have to read my blog! May it live forever! Perhaps one of them will take it over for me some day. That would be cool!
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Oh that would be awesome! I wish I knew about blogs back when I was in High School because I would have enjoyed blogging!
Back when I was married, I got my step sons to tell me stories and we would type them on my computer. They got a kick out of reading their own stories afterwards!
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That’s super cute. And, oddly enough, my girls just today have started typing stories into the computer. They’re having such fun with it, I have no doubt it’s a great mental exercise for them, and it’s keeping them from making a huge mess in the house! Win-win-win!
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A win-win for sure! It was a cute idea and the boys loved it. After they would complete their story, I would print it out for them!
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Nice! I will do that too.
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Make sure the stories have a headline, author & a date too!
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Oooh, headlines. And the rest. Good thinking! Thanks for the tip!
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No prob, glad to help! Ooooh, I just had another thought! What if we made up a template that you could insert into your printer to print out the stories on? (kinda like stationery)
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Wow. Now you’re getting beyond my skill set. For the time being, I’ll stick with white paper!
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I can help you! Think of what you call your girls all the time and that can be their logo on the paper!
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G-Funk, Boo, and Eliseywahwee?
Haha!
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Great! I’ve got something to work with!
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Haha. Oh my. Okay, woman! Have at it!
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Check your email!
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Did Jesus make your hair very small? I’m totally Having my kids ask my husband that very question this morning.
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Awesome. Let me know how he reacts.
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I’m sure he’ll think it’s adorable.
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Nice.
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Love the comments little one make! They keep us laughing – and help us see life in a new way!
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Indeed!
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Those are priceless! And the one about Social Security is too funny. Although, I can’t see Congress doing a very good job setting it up! 🙂
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Agreed.
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