Misc. funny lines

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Speaking to his toys: “Hi. I’m Daniel. I’m going to keep you safe from Katherine. She is a big giant.” (In case you haven’t guessed it, Katherine is his big sister.) -posted by a friend on Facebook

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Something you never expect to hear from an adorable little blonde girl: “Mom! Come see my poop! It’s enormous!”

Yes, I did go see it. And she was correct.

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“I saw a purple monster in a tree once, and it was magnificent.” –my nine-year-old

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When I picked up the movie Gravity, my husband noted the tag line on the cover, “Don’t let go.”

“Is that the opposite of Frozen?” he asked.

 

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