Phrases you never imagined you’d ever say…and then you became a parent:
“No, do not put Jesus in your yogurt.” (from Rebecca, mother of 3)
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The girls are celebrating their first day of freedom from school by freeing themselves of clothing and running throughout the house. All except the oldest, that is, who is instead admonishing her sisters to put their clothes on. She’s like the second mother I always wanted.
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Meeting up with friends in a parking lot, I couldn’t help but notice one young woman’s car looked like something an old man would drive. It was one of those super long Cadillacs or Oldsmobiles. I carefully considered whether or not I knew this girl, ten years my junior, well enough to make a comment. I probably didn’t, but I simply couldn’t resist saying.
“Did your grandpa give you this car?”
“Actually, he sold it to me,” she responded.
She even named the car “Grandpa.” Evidently she was not offended.
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hahahaha so true, i love this )
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🙂
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A second mother can go a long way! Nice snippets, Mrs. Betsy!
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She is quickly becoming one. It cracks me up. She sounds just like me when she admonishes her sisters!
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I know how that goes around here, too! That’s great how you capture those moments.
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Sometimes they are just too good to keep to oneself! 🙂
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I had to tell my son to “take Pete out of Gordon.” Gordon is the express train from Thomas & Friends, that we own as a metal die-cast toy. Pete is a part of my son’s anatomy
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I don’t know how to write the sound effect that I just made as I read that. Sort of like a gurgling, choking sound.
You win.
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Love it.
Where do you get one of those “Second mothers”?
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Step 1 Have a baby girl.
Step 2 Keep baby girl alive until she is old enough to boss her younger siblings around in your exact tone of voice and phraseology.
Step 3 Sit back and read facebook for the rest of the day.
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Damn it. I knew I shouldn’t have had my husband fixed.
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I am so glad that you share all of your life’s happenings with us, because they are awesome! Isn’t it fun to laugh at life instead of being grumpy? ❤
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Indeed. Sometimes kids make us want to either laugh or cry. I prefer laughter.
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