My middle child dutifully recited the days of the week: “Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Costco Day!!”
I’m guessing she has noticed a pattern. It could have been worse, though. She could have said, “Mom and Dad getting frustrated over trying to find a parking spot that isn’t five miles away and then squeezing past people in crowded aisles, all in the name of trying the free samples Day.” Now THAT would have been embarrassing.