Male logic–Husband Stories, part 3

The realization occurred to me suddenly that my husband will soon be turning 38. “My gosh! You’re almost 40?!” I exclaimed, very charitably.

“Don’t worry, honey. It’s two years away. . .A lot can happen in two years.”

Such as the invention of a machine that stops time??

Gingerz with the Time Machine (Photo credit: nondoctor) I can’t believe this photo exists! And since it does, why hasn’t Gingerz been made rich and famous by now?!