Last night at 11:30, P. had to pick up a family from the airport 45 minutes away and deliver them to their house. He didn’t get home until 12:45. When I heard the garage door open, I woke up and scooted to his side of the bed to warm it up for him. When he got in, he sighed happily and said, “I missed you.” I said, “I missed you, too.” Then he said, “I was talking to my pillow.”
This morning, when it was close to time for him to get up for work, I scooted over and snuggled with him. He said, “I’ll miss you.” I said, “Awh.” He said, “I was talking to my pillow again.”
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Thank you so much!
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at least it is not the cat!
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You might consider checking to see if there’s anything hidden in that pillow 😉
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LOL! Good call.
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I frantically hid a dark chocolate candy bar in my pillow one time to keep my wife from seeing it until I could sneak it into her purse as a surprise. I forgot about it and we went to sleep. When we woke up the next morning, it looked like we had been doing something kinky. Just glad the kids didn’t see it!
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Yikes. What a shame about the chocolate. Ooh, and trying to wash that out. Bummer! I hope your wife appreciated the thought!
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She did — after I bought new pillows…
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Oh dear. Well, I’m sure they were cushier and better than the first ones, so all to the better!
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I was wondering the same thing… either that or he is just MEAN!
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He’s not mean, he’s just funny…and he was very tired!
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can’t blame him… i love my pillow too!
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Me too! 🙂
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Was’nt there a movie- Pillow Talk,does he think you are Doris Day or something?
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Hmm. I think I’ve heard of that, but we haven’t seen it. Is it good? I do enjoy old movies.
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I liked it.I believe Rock Hudson was her pillow talk partner.Don’t be scared,look it up if you like old movies.
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I just requested it from the library. We’ll see if my husband is willing to watch it, however.
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I got it! I watched it! It was cute.Thanks for the recommendation.
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Better a pillow than something else..hmm..
Happy New Year to ya!!!!
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What a great husband. Humor in a marriage goes a long way.
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One of the many reasons I fell in love with him.
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Is it a very nice pillow?
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It’s fairly standard. He just wanted to tease me!
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Aw, poor guy—must be so tired! I know the feeling of missing my pillows too haha.
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Oh, heck ya. My pillow and I have quite the relationship.
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That sounded bad. I didn’t mean it in a bad way!
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