My guess is they’re made from jalepenos and ex-husbands


Goldfish (Photo credit: mattwitmer)

To motivate my kindergarteners toward finishing a task, I showed them the “flavor blasted” goldfish snacks I brought for them as a prize. Clearly misinterpreting the contents of the special treat, one student raised his hand and asked, “What are flaming bastard goldfish?”

-Lauren, teacher of many unintentionally hilarious kindergarteners

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