How to tell that you have two boys and a girl


One, your daughter says to you, “I just got hit in the nuts.”

and two, you catch your daughter attempting to pee standing up.

-Janet, mother of three: two big boys and one little girl

6 responses »

  1. Ha! As the little sister to two big brothers I remember being firmly reprimanded for stating “I need to drain my hose” rather than “I need to use the restroom.” Turns out teenage boy jargon is not only anatomically incorrect but also far to crass for preschool mouths. I was out of reprimands but full of laughter when my daughter recently parroted the boy in our house and announced that her testicles were tingling. Geez.


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