I was sitting in the family room with my three sons, who were playing happily. Then the phone rang, and, when I stood up to answer it, I……passed gas. I hoped my sons were too distracted to notice, but right after I clicked “talk” on the phone, my sweet, little two-year-old called, “Mamaaa! You have-a go POOOPS!” I’m not sure if my friend on the other end of the line also heard; I haven’t built up enough courage to ask her!
Anne, mother of 3