Writhing and screaming in a hospital room is ultimately your idea of a good time.
You often hit the bottle late at night, but it has nothing to do with alcohol.
Somewhere in your home there is a pail filled with carefully wrapped human waste.
You are morally offended if anyone says something contrary to your beliefs regarding vaccines, breast feeding, or pacifiers.
You are an expert at nursing, but you never wear scrubs.
Your wardrobe includes at least four different sizes for every season of the year.
You do laundry almost as often as you breathe.
You’ve forgotten what it’s like to go to the bathroom by yourself.
Jason Bourne has shelf space next to Bob the Builder.
You turn down social outings because they conflict with nap time.
All you want for your birthday is to sleep in.
You often sleep with more than one person, but there’s nothing wrong with that.
The “Baby” you sleep with isn’t your husband.
You have the best job in the world.
These are great! My children are past the diaper stage, but I remember all too well. Great post!
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I don’t remember the last time I used the bathroom, to shower or pee, with the door closed.
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Pretty much from the moment you enter the delivery room, your privacy is out the window for the next 12 years.
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haha good point! All modesty was lost in that delivery room…
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Case in point: the second story in this selection– https://parentingisfunny.wordpress.com/2011/09/06/hey-giving-birth-over-here/. Felt so bad for this woman!
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