My two-year-old daughter was an aspiring nudist. It was not uncommon to find her in the backyard naked with princess high heels pushing her baby in the baby stroller. Around the house it was annoying but did not cause us real concern until Sunday. During church, she stepped out into the center aisle, finagled her arms through the neck hole of her dress, lifted her arms in the air, and down went the dress. My husband couldn’t help but smack his forehead before grabbing her back into the pew to redress. -Claire, mother of 5
Love the title. Another gem.