My three-year-old son is obsessed with Spiderman. His favorite villain to battle while donning his costume is the Green Goblin. He pretends to be dodging pumpkin bombs, which is the weapon most commonly used by the Green Goblin.
A few days after Halloween, he wet his pants. I took them off and was cleaning up the floor when he yelled from the dining room, “Mom, I pooped a pumpkin bomb!” Sure enough, he was standing between two jack-o-lanterns and had left a big something on the floor.
Sigh.
Mary, mother of 3
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