My second-grade daughter came home from school one day saying, “I saw the nudity today!”
We said, “…What?!”
“I saw the nudity.”
New tactic: “Say it again, slooowly.”
“I saw the noon duty,” was her answer, referring to the mom who watches the kids during lunch. We almost flipped out, but have since learned to not always take everything our kids say at face value.
Christine, mother of 6