I was nursing our baby while laying down to get her to go to sleep when the toddler came in the room. As she climbed onto the bed she shuddered and quickly dismounted as she said, “It’s no good in here.”
I foolishly asked her for clarification: “What’s no good?”
She responded, “You are” and then explained that unbeknownst to me, my sweat pants were sagging. She was referring to what it commonly called a plumbers crack.
Sometimes I just can’t win.
Anonymous mother of 2