When I was pregnant with our second, my daughter came with us for the boy/girl reveal at the 20-week ultrasound. We had just taken her to the Jonah Veggietales movie. So, at the ultrasound she looked from the screen to my belly to the screen, and shouted, Read the rest of this entry
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Always the helpful one
My son loved dinosaur eggs. He had pictures of them in his room, and knew everything there was to know about them. The only problem was, he thought this information applied to all animals.
He was talking on the phone with my mother-in-law, explaining, matter of factly, “Mom has a big egg in her tummy right now. Dad gave her a seed to Read the rest of this entry
Why can’t I just have a CHICKEN POT PIE?!
Sometimes pregnancy hormones make you feel like you’re insane. When I was about nine-weeks pregnant, we were on a road trip, and finding something that I thought I could eat was a challenge. The one thing that actually sounded good was chicken pot pie, so when we saw a Cracker Barrel, I thought I was good to go. Read the rest of this entry
If that’s the case, my swimsuit’s going back in the closet!
While pregnant with her third child, my friend explained to her five-year-old son that the baby in her tummy has fluid all around him like he’s swimming in water. Her son pointed at her bottom and Read the rest of this entry
As if being nine months pregnant weren’t bad enough…
When my baby was three-weeks-old, an old woman said to me, “Honey, Read the rest of this entry
