Tag Archives: Humor

My husband is soooooooo funny

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English: Pillow Português: Travesseiro

Last night at 11:30, P. had to pick up a family from the airport 45 minutes away and deliver them to their house. He didn’t get home until 12:45. When I heard the garage door open, I woke up and scooted to his side of the bed to warm it up for him. When he got in, he sighed happily and said, “I missed you.” I said, “I missed you, too.” Then he said, “I was talking to my pillow.”

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Bedtime Savings Time

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While explaining the upcoming time change to my eight-year-old son, I told him, “In the middle of the night, when the clock says 4:00, it’s really 5:00.”

His eyes got big, and he said, Read the rest of this entry

All in a day’s work

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Česky: Toaletní papír English: Toilet paper Es...

In the morning I discovered my 22-month-old had unrolled all the toilet paper into the toilet, thus forcing me to reach in and pull the bulk of it out by hand so as not to clog the drain when flushed.

At nap time, I heard her calling from her room. She had stripped down to the skin. Poop was on her sheets, body, crib, blankets, and wall. All she had to say for herself was, Read the rest of this entry