My daughters are into this vast series of fairy books where the bad guy is Jack Frost. My six-year-old drew me a picture of a few fairies (sounds girly enough, right?) and of Jack Frost. As she’s explaining the picture to me she said, “This fairy is holding a pile of poop and she’s going to stick it up Jack Frost’s butt.”
This is the girl who looks like she could have been Drew Barrymore’s stand-in for E.T.
Then again, there was that tiger incident.
I’ll just say she takes after her father and consider myself absolved.