Well, of course his mom’s tushy waddles.
Seeing me in my room in a bra and underwear, my four-year-old son asked, “Mommy, how come when you walk your tushy goes side to side?”"What?!” I exclaimed.
He responded, “You know, side to side, side to side.”
I was a little appalled and just said, “It’s because I’m a mommy.”
I started walking away, feeling his eyes boring into me, and heard him muttering, “Side to side…side to side.”
It ain’t easy.
Submitted by icescreammama
So familiar! Brilliant answer by the way, “because I’m a mom.” After having kids, I think we all waddle a bit more.
We should consider it a badge of honor…. If we really wanted to.
I think those are called “momma moves.”
Nice.
That boy of yours is too smart & funny.. “side to side”,
Bahahaha. Love it. ;p
Love kid’s honesty. Even if it bruises our egos for a moment, it is funny to look back on later.
Yes, much later.
Can we add stretch marks too?
Oh, yea. Do yours ever stick their finger on your stretch marks and say, “What’s that?!” The correct response is: “Your fault!” Haha. Just kidding!
4 years old, and already baffled by the female sex. (smile)
Haha. He’s got a long road ahead of him. Poor kid.
Hahahahhaha! They’re so darn honest, aren’t they?
Yes, the little dears!